(n.) a form of crystal methamphetamine that turns into a green liquid when melted for the purpose of the inhallation of its vapors.
by clownpenis January 6, 2006
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Sandra loves music by Philip Glass, but she can't stand anything by John Adams. She thinks that John Adams' stuff is musical kryptonite.
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a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.
did you hear what happened to John this weekend?
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .
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Get the Kraptonite mug.A belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a homosexual in an attempt to "scare them straight"
(a Boy George Music Video airs on TV)
"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"
*Dad whips son with a belt*
"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"
"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"
*Dad whips son with a belt*
"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"
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Get the Homo Kryptonite mug.This is a person in which you typically would not be attracted to for a variety of reasons. Probably someone you wouldn't even be friends with. Yet for some unknown reason, when you are around this person, you start acting out of character. Your brain short circuits; common sense goes out the window; and your body goes into overdrive. You start disregarding your regular social norms and sometimes moral code. You want to act on purely erotic and selfish emotions. This person becomes an adrenaline rush. You become addicted, wanting the next high. Yet when they aren't around, you are back to your typical good person self. The best course of action is to avoid the red kryptonite because the price you will pay is rarely worth the experience.
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