Knighted

When your friend passes out at a party and you place your erect cock on your friends’ shoulders.

My buddy passed out and I placed my erect cock on their shoulders and knighted them like Prince Andrew.

by Buttpuppy July 25, 2025

Knighting

Verb

nai·tuhng

The sexual act of investing (someone) with a title of knight using the penis.

“Girl, come over.. I’m knighting the tonight”

by CorpseBunnie October 31, 2025

Knightess

A woman formally or symbolically granted the rank, duties, and ideals of knighthood, including honor, courage, loyalty, and service. A knightess may serve as a warrior, protector, or champion, bound by a chivalric code equal to that of any knight.

The knightess rode at dawn, her armor gleaming as she swore to defend the realm with honor and courage.

by Clara Blackwyn December 17, 2025

Banana knighting

Cumming on a girls right shoulder and then left shoulder whilst singing the national anthem.

Mate, pulled an absolute blinder lastnight. Got involved with a bit o banana knighting with two birds. Forgot the words to the national anthem though. Cheeky.

by Stephaniekate88 June 19, 2018

White Knighting

When you are receiving a blumpkin from your serving wench and you unsheath your sword from her oral scabbard and tap her on her left and right cheeks before blowing your load all over her face, thereby bestowing your royal seed upon her and elevating her to the ignoble position of Lady of the Lieu.

While sitting on my throne and making a deposit into the Royal Privy a licentious lass doth performed fellatio upon my broad sword. Whence forth I unsheathed thy sword from her succulent scabbard, slapped it across both cheeks and White Knighting her with thy Royal Jelly, thus elevating her to the position of Lady of the Lieu.

by Spin Shady January 13, 2021

Dark Knighted

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.

Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy

by Clown Turkerson March 27, 2021

Conor Knighton

an American actor, host, and television producer. He is currently a correspondent for CBS Sunday Morning.

Conor Knighton was the first person to appear on Current TV when it launched on August 1, 2005, and hosted several programs and live events for the network. He was the host and executive producer of InfoMania, Current's first half-hour show. He left the show at the end of 2010

by Wendysfg May 9, 2023