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every duck has its knife

An idiom meaning every cute thing has a threatening side. Originates from images of a plush duckie holding a toy knife with a soulless expression. Similar to the related idiom "every rose has its thorns."
Although the small, adorable Talyssa is usually kind, she definitely has a feisty side, too. Every duck has its knife.
by flonoot November 2, 2020
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Swiss Army Knife

As long as you bring a Swiss Army Knife with you at all times, you'd need not fear of any man, creature, extra terrestrial being, or God himself. For as soon as you unsheathe your ultra-handy multi-tool, any stranger will instantly kneel down in respect for the man you are and beg you to spare them the shame of not owning such a holy grail of a tool. The men will deliberately force their penises to be as flaccid as humanly or inhumanly possible so your scrotum will be the largest in the next 10,000 miles, even if that means their genitalia must completely wipe itself from the nearest 80 universes. The women become so aroused they leave their significant others just to serve you and write shitty sexual Twilight Saga fanfiction using your name and image as a protagonist in hopes that you will open your eyes to them. But alas, you are so manly, so alpha, that even just the slight catch of your stare will put any unprepared woman into cardiac arrest. All the children in your field of view instantly walk away from their parents and force themselves as your child in hopes that they too will be able to be as righteous, masculine, intelligent, and awesome as you someday. The parents won't even bat an eye, because they know you will raise them to overcome this world of disappointing fast food and soy boys better than they could ever dream...

You aren't a true alpha male until you get one of these bad boys.
"You know, I originally bought this Swiss Army Knife to shave off my neckbeard a little, since katanas are too big for the job. I figured it would help me attract some e-Girls, but... I... I never thought- *snort* I never thought a (multi)blade like this would have so much power! I have all the women I could have ever asked for, an army of children wishing to be just like me, and men wishing they could spend just seconds with me, to just be in the presence, and have just a slight, minuscule grasp of being near to a true alpha. As soon as I showed mom this tool of mass-fortune, she instantly remarried dad, let me move back upstairs out of the basement after about 20 years, and gave me her and dad's life savings for vbucks. In fact, I'm so alpha, I was elected to be president of the U.S.A for the next 50 years by congress. Life is good." - Former neckbeard soy boy, now badass alpha male and officially announced best President of the U.S.A. to ever exist by every media outlet ever, all thanks to the power of a Swiss Army Knife.
by Sipow July 26, 2018
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Eat hot knife

In battlefield, it is the phrase used when a player stabs an opponent with a knife, and steals his dogtags, rendering the soldier dead and tagless. It is the utmost humiliation that one can render upon another player. The phrase should only be used when one of the many painful knife animations are played, and the dogtags of the opponent are taken. It should not be used on knife slice kills. Oftentimes, after this phrase is used, a teabagging proceeds it.

Legend has it that the phrase was coined by BilboTBagginU on the popular "violent industries" servers.
*Knifer knifes opponent*

Knifer: WHERE ARE YOUR TAGS NOW SONNY?

Knifer: oh yea, EAT HOT KNIFE!

*Knifer proceeds to teabag opponent*
by teabag_prophet March 28, 2013
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Knife Eye Attack

A ninja technique where the ninja tapes knives in front his eyes and then strikes while bellowing out the name of the attack. Also a ghost wizard spell in which the ghost can make everything its victim sees look like it's made of knives if eye contact is made. The latter method of the knife eye attack is more effective, but less awesome.
KNIFE EYE ATTACK! KNIIIIIIFE EEEEEYYYYE ATTAAAACK!!!!
by Edward Mulligan December 9, 2009
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Shonen Knife

The kick-ass all-girl j-rock band hailing from Osaka Japan. They formed in 1982.
They like to describe themselves as "super-eccentric-pop-punk-cult-band-shonen-knife!".
by J.P. Richardson February 28, 2004
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nigger knife

i pulled out a nigger knife and killed like 20 porch monkeys
by ai3yanks842 August 11, 2006
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Great Knife

A badass weapon used by Pyramid Head in the computer game Silent Hill 2 and the movie Silent Hill.

Shaped as a ~2m long blood-covered and rusted (just like any other object in Silent Hill, though) kitchen knife, in game it is very tough and somewhat awkward to use, but - it delivers huge amount of damage and great satisfaction. Found in Pyramid Head's room in the Labyrinth.

Does a creepy sound when dragged on the ground.
- It remains a complete mystery to me as to how James Sunderland manages to carry a weapon the size of himself along with a chainsaw and three different guns.

- Movie Great Knife looks a bit different, more like a real butchers knife, more pointy, and as far as I noticed, a bit larger.
by DreadSmile September 16, 2008
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