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klutzophobia 

1. Fear of being a clutz.

2. Fear of stupid people
My old friend said he couldn't hang out with me because he had klutzophobia.
klutzophobia by D.B.H. December 26, 2006

Klute cushion 

A large, extremely comfortable cushion that may snuggly seat two people. IMade out of leather, which is dark brown/tan colour, it is normally accepted that a klute cushion is a 'Man's cushion' that men brandish at the suitable moment, normally when watching a movie with friends. However, a klute cushion can also undergo a make-over, where it is covered with some floral material to satisfy the fairer sex. This normally occurs when the couple are married.
Claire: 'Hey, lets watch a movie.'
Elly: 'Sounds like a good idea!'
Urdas: 'Wait, ill go and grab the klute cushion!'
Klute cushion by bilekka111 April 13, 2009

Klotzing 

The act of banging ones hand or fist on a flat surface while laughing in a loud aggressive manner.
He was klotzing in the break room.
Klotzing by bowlofgravy42 October 18, 2017

kutzoogit 

Adjective

Excellent cool dope
Used as a generalized term of approval
Kutzoogit!
Keep it kutzoogit.
Have a kutzoogit day!
kutzoogit by Kutzoogit King January 13, 2023

Klutching 

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.
"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."
Klutching by vERM69 June 9, 2008
Kutzer’s are the hottest last name you can possibly have, everyone wants a kutzer in their life every kutzer is the cutest/hottest person you will ever meet-calum kutzer
He Is sUcH an EpIc GaMeR
BeCaUsE He iS A KuTzEr
kutzer by Ckutzer October 27, 2020