A name no one else fucking has. The epitome of a high school dropout, he’s always high and he falsely believes that every woman wants to suck him off. A reverse fuckboy who thinks he’s the shit. His long hair makes up for his small dick. No true potential, and he’s always in his sad boi hours.
by MoniqueJulieAnastasiaJadenAbby May 29, 2019
Get the Kirbymug. When you eat ass so unrealistically well that it seems that you are about to swallow the entire ass whole, much like how Kirby sucks in things his size and larger.
-Dude eating ass is so gross.
-What are you talking about? It's great. I eat ass so well I eat the whole ass. I'm kirbying that shit every night. Eat the entire ass.
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-What are you talking about? It's great. I eat ass so well I eat the whole ass. I'm kirbying that shit every night. Eat the entire ass.
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by Sen_boi July 6, 2016
Get the kirbyingmug. A kirby is someone who is a huge baller. Usually someone who made countless amounts of baller-ass dollars selling from starring in kids video games, or selling tasty Chinese food from a large chain. A kirby will often own 10 cars of the same model, just so they don't get bored.
"Nah bro, that guy with the MC12 ain't no poser. He's a straight kirby"
"Dude I was up in the club last, and this crazy-ass kirby was making paper airplanes out of $500 bills and throwing them at people." - "You mean the little pink guy that runs around with a treasure chest on his head?" - "No bro, a kirby - a straight baller" - "oh, my bad"
"Dude I was up in the club last, and this crazy-ass kirby was making paper airplanes out of $500 bills and throwing them at people." - "You mean the little pink guy that runs around with a treasure chest on his head?" - "No bro, a kirby - a straight baller" - "oh, my bad"
by Tomas Chordate November 14, 2007
Get the kirbymug. by Jesophjaylan June 13, 2017
Get the Kirbymug. A seriously fucking annoying teenage girl ages 12-16. Kirby's can usually be spotted in skin tight, ass-revealing yoga pants, and shirts that use the exact same amount of material as a bra. A Kirby's natural habitat is in the middle of a circle of horny guys in tank tops. Kirby's usually like to spend their days hugging every guy they see, uploading photos of them with obvious cleavage, and stealing the boyfriends of her best friends. Kirby's should be swiftly avoided by all of man-kind.
by Kiki O'Connell June 29, 2012
Get the Kirbymug. Verb - To challenge an opponent to a more serious, higher-skilled game when losing a casual one; to strengthen rules in order to overtake a less-abled opponent. Not to be confused with TomCavanaughing, or "taking a casual game way too seriously."
"It was a great pickup game until Joe decided to kirby it up and started complaining about traveling and bumping."
by papabearoreilly April 20, 2010
Get the Kirbymug. by Lil Slim January 16, 2007
Get the kirbymug.