keytar

the gayest instrument every to be thought of by humans aliens and gods alike. it disgraces the guitar and the piano with one stone.

Alex: Tim look at that dude he is totally fucking awesome he is playing a keytar.
Tim:you suck(sounds of tim beating up alex until he is nearly dead)

by not in the 80's October 24, 2008

keysareme

A person who not only plays the keyboards, but exists as one with.

I am keysareme.
You are keysareme.

by keysareme September 28, 2006

Keytard

A term used to describe an out of line CB radio operator. An individual that "keys up" his mic and will play music, or behave in some manner to disrupt normal communication on the channel.

"Listen to that keytard on channel 19 fucking with the drivers"

by Jack Rabbit-383 November 27, 2013

Keyarrah

The prettiest name ever, usually people who have this name have a soft spot to very few people, they’re nice inside but they can be closed off . they’re pretty but they don’t know that, they’re so unique yet so oblivious about how amazing they are

Hey Keyarrah’s coming! Yayyyy!

by Keyarrah April 18, 2021

Keytarded

(Verb) To rock the fuck out on a keytar.

- Lets get 'keytarded' this weekend.

by crispy429 February 4, 2010

Kayzar

Someone who is highly competitive and poorly skilled, in all activities. Delusional to the point that they make up past victories.

You are such a Kayzar in our Fantasy Football League.

by blizek September 16, 2010

Keytarded

The act of forgetting the location your house or car keys more than twice a day.

Etymology: The word was constructed from "keytar" a guitar shaped instrument with keys.

person 1: Damn that is the third time I have lost my keys today!
person 2:Dude, you are seriously keytarded...

by Richard Smoker. September 20, 2009