Keystoning

The act of drinking keystone, whilst enjoying medical and/or recreational marijuana.

"Hey Tits-McGee, what're you doing tonight?" asks Ratchet McPrunkerson
"I don't know. I'm probably just keystoning with my fellow brosephs until I fall into a hottie." responds straight faced Tits-McGee.

by Ratchety McNiggardson September 7, 2013

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The Keystone Jerker

The act of when you’re taking a state standardized test and you spank yo shit mid test

“Bro look, it’s the Keystone Jerker!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

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Keystone Skateboards

The Skateboard Company Paul Frasco Rides For.

I Didn't Get Your Keystone Skateboards Stickers Yet.

by Hello0000000001 May 26, 2009

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Keystone Pipeline

When you hit on a chick in a bar and get SHUTDOWN

He asked her to do the Alaskan Pipeline, but she pulled a Joe Biden and gave him the Keystone Pipeline instead

by Jkprecision October 12, 2023

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keystoner

A very safe roller derby team from Pennsylvania. Filled with laughter & good times.

Man 1: What's that ladder doing in the middle of the derby track?
Man 2: We should have a safety meeting about that.

Man 1: You are such a keystoner!
Man 2: Funny thing is, I dont even have a ladder!

by Nemesis5 February 2, 2025

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