Keele Cock Block

Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.

Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.

by Jack Shaw December 21, 2007

Keel over and Die

The act of suddenly falling over and dying.

This ice cream makes me want to keel over and die

by PickledBagels November 14, 2022

Liam Keel 2024

Liam Keel 2024 or Liam Keel 4 Oregon, was the My Little Pony creator Liam Keel's political campaign for the position of Oregon Secretary of State in the 2024 Oregon general election where he ran on a platform of fully legalizing Psilocybin (for recreational use), raising teacher's salaries, as well as promising to defy the federal government's TikTok ban, most famously also promising men in Oregon the government would create a program to pay women to be surrogate mother's for their children if they couldn't find a willing partner.

Liam Keel was a write in candidate on November 5th, 2024.

I voted for Liam Keel, I love Liam Keel 2024 I'm getting my baby next year!

by Liams Bank July 30, 2025

Is Liam Keel Okay?

Something people ask frequently when seeing the iconic My Little Pony creator Liam Keel's publicly released photos and how slim set he looks...

Is Liam Keel Okay? He just looks really tired in most photos. I know he had quite a few people abusing him on Twitter several months back. I don't know maybe he's fine I just care about my hero a lot.

by King Of My Little Pony March 6, 2025

A-Keeling

Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.

Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."

Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."

by Johathan Argent October 21, 2008

Keel

Keel is a term used mostly in Blowing Rock of North Carolina, it's a slang for a cart with feet.

"Hey man I just saw a keel!"

"What the fuck! keel's are real?"

by ToeSnatcher47 January 2, 2022

Big Keel

Nickname for the American My Little Pony creator Liam Keel "The King of My Little Pony", "kingofmlp" created by himself in late 2024 to appear as the STRONG, BIG, and POWERFUL leader he is.

I got a call from Big Keel, it ain't pretty. My King needs my services, better get going he don't like tardiness.

by Liams Bank October 9, 2025