shit kebab

Mmm-mmm, that sure was a tasty shit kebab!
by BarryBurton August 8, 2006
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Thrown kebab

A lady's bits that are extremely loose and resemble a doner kebab that has been thrown across quite some distance. The most extreme kebab reference - Kebab being normal, Dropped Kebab next and then Thrown Kebab.
"Turns out that ropey girl I pulled last night had a thrown kebab, so I had to bail!"
by RhythmJunky October 20, 2008
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Ugthanki kebab

A type of food in the MMORPG Runescape.

Process of preparation:
1.) skull fucking a piece of shit on fire thats bloodied with another womans menstral cycle
2.) then a horse comes and pisses on it
3.) then u take the outer skin of a horses dick
4.) and run it through the pile of blood and shit, and grill it like a kebab

Enjoy.
Steve: Heyo Mike Thomas, would you like a delicious Ugthanki kebab?
Mike: You betcha ! ! !
Mike: *eats*
Mike: Scrummy!
Steve: . . .
by Holla_Back17 July 19, 2009
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hairy kebab

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.
by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006
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Kebab Dungeon

"I can't wait for him to come over and dive into my kebab dungeon

"These children are so demanding, I gave them passage to life through my kebab dungeon, what more do they want"

"OMG , Sam was so good last night, finger blasted my kebab dungeon until I was gushing"
by JustMe1986 November 11, 2020
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Sheesh Kebab

Sheesh Kebab is a versatile word that can be used as an exclamation and even a verb.
It’s main use is replacing profanity. For when you’re around the little ones. Or even I’m public
Eg.

1. “What the fuck” will change to “What the Sheesh kebab”
2. “Fuck” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
3. “Shit” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
4. “Dick” will change to “Sheesh kebab”
5. “You bastard” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
6. “You asshole” will change to “you sheesh kebab”
Etc.

As an exclamation it can be used to express anger or victory.

It can also be used in an everyday sentence, to express any type of emotion. Such as confusion, excitement, just feeling good or amazing, suspiciousness etc.
Eg1.

Boy eating his poo*
Parents walk in*
Parents: WHAT THE SHEESH KEBAB ARE YOU DOING???

Eg2.
Gets a 3 pointer*
Basketball player: SHEESH KEBAB!!!!!
Dabs*

Eg3.

Bill: How are ya mate?
Frank: SHEESH KEBAB!
by Smarterthananass January 6, 2019
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Kebab Sledding

A popular Eastern European (usually Croatian, Bosnian, or Serbian) sport in which middle aged men go out on casual sledding outings and grill kebabs on classic charcoal barbecues.
Abdul: Are you coming kebab Sledding this weekend?

Hasan: Sure, I'll bring the toboggan as long as you don't invite those serbs again.
by Dijon79 January 16, 2014
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