Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024

keringtyn

a real sexy ass bitch

damn i need a keringtyn

by syckopath November 19, 2023

Keeking

The act of receiving a blow job whilst puking and shitting.

My God, he’s keeking in the bathroom!

by Sword saber 300 NDW 300_X tent June 24, 2024

Kecking

Someone who insist you apologize to them instead of them apologizing to you;
Being a messy friend who doesn't own up to their mistakes and deflects;

Connor, why are you kecking right now? You know you are wrong? I told you to get out of the bed, I should not have to apologize to you!

You are kecking out right now. I am not in the wrong. This was on you.

by Megabyteme January 18, 2025

Kirking

The act of unexpectedly ejaculating onto someone’s neck, typically from behind or above, for the sole purpose of startling, annoying, or asserting playful dominance.

"I kirked Jessica last night, it was such a mess."
"Hey Toby, I was wondering if you want to come by tonight?I'm still thinking about the kirking you gave me last week.."

by NeekoCheeks February 18, 2026

Kirking my gerkin

When you jerk off so hard that it’s like you assassinated your penis

I was kirking my gerkin so hard last night I think I need to see a doctor

by HOWYADOIN March 12, 2026

Karking

The act of defecating into an urn, that still has the ashes contained within.

"I never should've broken up with Alex, he snuck into my house last night and decided to give Grandma Stacy a good Karking."

by Claym0re March 23, 2025