Definitions by HOWYADOIN

Kirking my gerkin

When you jerk off so hard that it’s like you assassinated your penis

I was kirking my gerkin so hard last night I think I need to see a doctor

Kirking my gerkin by HOWYADOIN March 12, 2026

Cincinnati Cuck Chair 

When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.

Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.

Cincinnati Cuck Chair by HOWYADOIN April 30, 2025

Snuffbox 

When you go down on a girl and it smells so bad you've had enough of it to quit doing it. Combine the three words Smelled, enough and box. Snuffbox

Dylan: yo Mike how was Courtney last night?
Mike: horrible man, she had a snuffbox.

Snuffbox by HOWYADOIN March 22, 2017

Hunker 

To settle down in a area for a long period of time. Usually consisting of drinking and eating.

Steve: do you guys want to hunker down at the beach sunday?
Dylan: Yeah i want to hunker down all day.

Hunker by HOWYADOIN September 10, 2014