Keele Cock Block

Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.

Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.

by Jack Shaw December 21, 2007

Keel over and Die

The act of suddenly falling over and dying.

This ice cream makes me want to keel over and die

by PickledBagels November 14, 2022

Keel Hauling

When having sex, you pull out your penis and drag it across their butt and/or vagina

Right before I came I started keel hauling

by TiddyBandit October 24, 2022

drop keel

When someone sits on a random person's lap without wearing any underwear.

The Scotsman wearing his kilt, drop keel'd onto a girl riding the bus

by 10/10 Would Not Do November 16, 2017

Keeling

To describe normally a great keeper and has lots of theatrics when he is in goal. The Manuel Neuer of school football

This guy is a Keeling. Top level keeper

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019

Keel

Keel, like a bean can be very salty. But a Keel can also be the best person you ever meet. He will love you, and show you have much he cares daily. They will keep you on your toes at all times as well. They will make you happy and always try to help even at his one expense. She is beautiful, kind, and kind of a jerk.

Person1:"I have such a great friend!"
Person2:"yeah that's Keel for you"

by Potatolord-beansaver November 22, 2021

KEEL

a shortened version of kill yourself
just the word kill but mispronounced

Backstory: originally ment to be go kill yourself but then it was go kill the go keel now it is just KEEL.

Go keel

by Banana_man_1 October 23, 2022