Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.
Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.
by Jack Shaw November 20, 2007
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by TiddyBandit October 25, 2022
What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.
Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."
Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."
Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."
by Johathan Argent September 05, 2008
Liam Keel who is also known as "The King of My Little Pony" is a very talented and gifted digital artist and Brony or My Little Pony creator who is a very misunderstood person on the internet who created the most famous My Little Pony original character Prince Little Money "L Money" in July of 2023 on TikTok and has amassed over 10.5 million direct TikTok views as of December 2024 as well as several million indirect views from reposted content elsewhere.
Sadly, this individual is a victim of cancel culture to an extreme degree of which he has been threatened with physical violence and slandered with false allegations of inappropriate behavior over the years because of a few jokes that had not gone well.
This does not however stop his fans among all people from still supporting him and encouraging him to fight back against the numerous very disturbing rumors and false statements that have kept prospective fans from liking the King.
Despite this his supporters will always love Mr. Liam Keel because he is their King of My Little Pony, and they will vote for him to become President of the United States in 2044!
Sadly, this individual is a victim of cancel culture to an extreme degree of which he has been threatened with physical violence and slandered with false allegations of inappropriate behavior over the years because of a few jokes that had not gone well.
This does not however stop his fans among all people from still supporting him and encouraging him to fight back against the numerous very disturbing rumors and false statements that have kept prospective fans from liking the King.
Despite this his supporters will always love Mr. Liam Keel because he is their King of My Little Pony, and they will vote for him to become President of the United States in 2044!
by King Of My Little Pony February 11, 2025
Liam Keel, alias L Money, is a sick bastard who makes rape fetish porn on tiktok of him impregnating the ponies from MLP and expects everyone to love him.
He says he will be the “next Michael Jackson,” and assumes everyone will agree. He is so deep into his delusion that he thinks he has a fan base.
He says he will be the “next Michael Jackson,” and assumes everyone will agree. He is so deep into his delusion that he thinks he has a fan base.
by SkintoSkin November 21, 2023