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Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021
mugGet the Baby Replace Jutsumug.

Harriet Tubman Jutsu

This jutsu gives you 10x the speed you had before.
NarutoHarriet Tubman Jutsu!”
Runs away like Usain Bolt
by TheReaBlaxkBroly March 17, 2022
mugGet the Harriet Tubman Jutsumug.

Panty Drop Jutsu

It is a series of hand movements that channel powerful energy that can make any girl drop her panties
Guy: Ha! Panty Drop Jutsu!
Girl: o shit
by topfraggot October 22, 2018
mugGet the Panty Drop Jutsumug.

Belt Jutsu

Asian Kid: *Gets B-*
Asian Dad: BELT JUTSU/ベルト術
by Luigi is the creator of earth October 30, 2024
mugGet the Belt Jutsumug.

thinra no jutsu

A jutsu that’ll summon your susanoo and light sword around it then when you use it it’ll destroy anyone in a 50 mile radius
Time to go thinra no jutsu
by Thyin March 23, 2021
mugGet the thinra no jutsumug.

Tsuchiyami Style: Chat Revive no Jutsu

A Jutsu used by the superior tsuchiyami to revive their discord chat.
Supreme Tsuchiyami leaders: Insert Catchy Hand sign sequence Tsuchiyami Style: Chat Revive no Jutsu (@chat revive jutsu)
Other Tsuchiyami: Huh?
by AspirineTY December 15, 2020
mugGet the Tsuchiyami Style: Chat Revive no Jutsumug.

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