1000 year of death jutsu

A powerful speech in popular American rom-com show one piece

Oh Jerome, I just want to perform 1000 year of death jutsu with you

by 1000 year of death jutsu December 13, 2021

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Harriet Tubman Jutsu

This jutsu gives you 10x the speed you had before.

Naruto”Harriet Tubman Jutsu!”
Runs away like Usain Bolt

by TheReaBlaxkBroly March 17, 2022

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Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and begin to spin around ferociously, sending ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, in attempt to hit surrounding targets.

Friend 1: "yo, why is your crotch all bandaged up like that?"
Friend 2: "oh this, well I was chased and cornered by bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed my tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them and I managed to get away."
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-"

by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021

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Kaka Jutsu

A Jutsu Preformed by Using You're Kaka and chakra.

"Kaka Jutsu" Fart And Slushie noises* "oh no not the most powerful jutsu kaka jutsu aaaaahhhhh"

by DancingAfroman420 February 3, 2021

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Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.

DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"

by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021

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