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Mud Jouster

One who prefers to use the tradesman's entrance even when the front door is open; one whose preferred route for the delivery of pleasure is the Hershey Highway; one who packs brown, dairy and sugar-based confectionery in a Devon factory for a living; one who finds mud on the end of his lance after same-sex shenanigans.

Origins: 'The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words'
‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at his drink – it’s a half pint.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the way he stands.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the shit on the end of his cock.’
by Stewart Ferris July 11, 2004
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DEEFLE JUTTER

A female that takes five guys at a time in a sexual manner, one dick in her left hand, one dick in her right hand, one dick in her anal passage, one dick in her vagina, and one dick in her mouth.
the female porno star did a deefle jutter on all five of those guys
by CHRIS SHOTTS June 14, 2008
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Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.
"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."
by Joey December 6, 2004
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Jesterstar

Particularly annoying fucktardbelieved to be the original intended inspiration behind the phrase "Go kick rocks you fuckin fuckwit".
"George Bush is without a doubt one of the biggest Jesterstars I have ever come accross"
by Raoul Duke April 10, 2005
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justeija

A beautiful girl with a charm that will win the heart of any one she may come across too. She is a loveable girl. She is quite the catch and is brave and up for any type of Adventure or problem she may come across too.
Justeija is loveable.
by Jay love June 19, 2017
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justeina

Justeina is the name of a fun loving girl. She is beautiful and makes everyone smile around her. She is an essential best friend.
"Have you seen how amazing Justeina is?
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Justen Harrington

Justen Harrington is a large male, typically athletic, skinny, egotistical, and smart. He is known for dating petite, dark hair, Mexican heritage, and usually hazel eye girls. His slick dance moves are sure to attract any girl when he dances to Old Town Road and Smokey Mountain Rain.
"Hey, is that Justen Harrington with Destiny again? She sure is lucky! At least till she finds out he loves the Alabama Hot Pocket. *SMH*"

"That dude has some sick moves! He must be a Justen Harrington."

"Justen Harrington and Greta are SO goals!"

"I wish I could dance like that. That guy's a real Justen Harrington."

"Justen Harrington and Shannon are the best dancers ever!"
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