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Jock

Dick ridin; and or being a hater
yo man, why u alawys on my jock.
by Young1 October 8, 2004
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Jock

Adjective used to describe picking up girls. Mainly used by douche bags. One does not have to be a "jock" to "jock" women. Just a douche.
I'm gonna jock every piece of pussy that walks through the door.
by Rufus McDingle May 15, 2009
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Jock

Jock is like no other guy you will ever meet. He is funny, smart, kind, handsome, is super cool, has an really sexy body and knows his shit when it comes to women. Ladies swarm him like bees to flower and guys idolize his awesomeness. He has a crazy personality and the courage of a honey badger.
Girl: "I want that Jock guy in pants"
Guy: "Man Iwish I was more like Jock"
by Mr.Sparkles555 January 11, 2013
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Jock

The kids at school who get all the hot girls and are the best at sports.

Kids who aren't a hit with the girls and who can't throw or kick a ball straight, are always jealous/envious of jocks, but try to convince themselves that jocks aren't all that.
Nerd; "Staying in at the weekend is much more fun than going out partying, getting hot chicks and socialising, as a Jock would...brb need to play warhammer!!"
by JockyScottDundee September 5, 2012
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Jock

a ladies man that fears nothing. tall and fearfull. i do not want to show my girl this guy.
jocks are not to be reckoned with! especially by fat and fluffy people.
by malice kayz June 3, 2010
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Jock

Abbreviation of "Nob Jockey", meant as an insult, calling someone homosexual.
by Blackers April 7, 2004
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Jock

To suck someone's ass hole.
He wants you to jock him.
by Judge dredd7 August 23, 2011
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