Johannesen

William Johannesen is someone who no one likes and thinks he's top shit. Everyone hates him

Guy 1:"Is that William Johannesen, no one likes him, cant he just realise that he is a stupid druggo with no future"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I think his ego is fucking massive"
Guy 3: "Some say u can climb up to his ego and jump down to his IQ and DIE"

by CYKA CYKA BLAT October 12, 2017

johannes bartl

a sexy beast

Person 1: Yo who's the stud dating Amanda Cerny?
Person 2: It's Johannes Bartl!

by nooneelsecomparestoyou June 22, 2019

jonneshwar

A baby boomer with a Long name

You’re a Jonneshwar

by Boffyy June 2, 2020

johannes

Johannes is the german word for calling someone lazy. It's often used in heated conversations between two people. It's origin is unknown but some theories say it changed over the years due to language barriers.

You are such a johannes. Go finish your work.

by Der Gerät October 5, 2023

Dirty joanne

A woman who’s from Liverpool and digs at her dildos to change the battery’s

Your a total dirty Joanne

by Dirtyjoanne1234 June 5, 2020

dirty joanne

when you queif in a beer bottle and then start to dildo your self with the smell still in side and scream hard and take it raw. Then proceed to throw up all over your partners chest.

damn i just got a dirty joanne last night it was gross!

by Chris Kline and Billy Jones September 23, 2007

einar johannes

einar johannes is an entety that can give u the best fuck u will eksperianse. he will perform a so cald "little L" and bring joi to your life. he is sexy and better than any Håkon you will find. he can also kiss u like a god.

girl1: i´m so tierd of all these håkons and fuck boys
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.

by søs søk January 5, 2021