Jonas

Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name.

He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.

Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
Moreover, it is very good in the bed and certainly an experience worth. He has a rather big penis and is very self-confident.

Person 1: Hey what's your name?
Jonas: My Name is Jonas.

by strongman631 September 5, 2017

Jonas

He‘s a very great, sweet and nice person. He can make you smile when you are down but don‘t trust what you see he could make you (or your best friend) cry as well because he‘s a relationshipphobic person!

Me: Wow why are you so happy?
Best friend: It‘s Jonas who makes me this happy!

Me: Your crying about Jonas, am I right?
Best friend: Yesssss.

by bestfriendofajonaslover January 10, 2018

Jonas

A guy who often wants to show other people his nacked ass and rub it against them. He has herpes and watches very much porn.

Of fuck Jonas just rubbed his as aginst me and is gonna watch porn with herpes.

by dolfdolf August 3, 2018

Jonas

Palm oil, hinmmler and mountain dew is three words thats describe his name. He is also addicted to ketchup and fortnite. He will start like a youtuber but he will not do it very well.

How you doing, Jonas?

by A1non0ymC123 December 10, 2018

Jonas

When somebody makes an extremely unfunny joke.

"2 Tomatoes were crossing a roa-" "Dude stfu stop doing a Jonas"
"He just did a Jonas"

by IHateSimps October 22, 2019

Jonas

Jonas is in love with chips and he will do everything for chips

Oh he eat a lot of chips
That is not a lot cause he is a jonas

by Viggoboii November 5, 2019

Jonas

Jonas dose music, when this subject is brought up to a Jonas he gets angry and hits people whit is shit like an ape

Nathan: do you do music
Jonas: "flings his shit absolutely everywhere out of pure anger"

by Winston Churchill lll December 10, 2019