Jitty

The act of acknowledging when something doesn't work.

"Man your phone is jitty, that is why you always get my texts late" . Karen's car is so jitty, it always breaks down.

by Ayaykoolay December 19, 2017

jiffy muh boi

What your foreign aunt says when your name is jeffy, and you are also male.

Jiffy muh boi! Its been so long since ive seen you last!

by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019

jiffy roll

The dingleberry in ur taint forms from the pancake batter from the ball powder and turns from a dingleberry to a jiffy roll after few days of not showering taking on the color of peanutbutter

I just pulled a jiffy roll out of my taint hairs smells like a hooker after taco tuesday and bukkake night that sat in the sun baking in my own body juices

by Gatorprimus6969 May 1, 2020

Smith & Jiffy

A Smith & Jiffy is a British slang term for three different things. Either a quick masturbation session, a smoke or making a sandwich. It's usually used at the end of a conversation as someone is leaving

Oi, Ethan! I'll be back in a Smith & Jiffy!

by SBliss August 27, 2017

Jiffy

A verb. Used to denote someone who is very loose with their sexuality and spreads their legs easier than the creamy version of the peanut butter which shares the same name

May proceed words like Super, Mega, and Ultra to emphasize
severity of Slutitude

Holy damn...Stevin and Lauren are being wicked jiffy tonight to get over those British twins they lost to finals....

by Stevren December 26, 2011

Jiffy

A short unspecified quantity of time.

"Before I entered her with my unkept fleshy geoffrey, I assured her I would be done in a jiffy"

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

o jity

When an intoxicated person tries to type "I hurt" and misses the right spot on the keyboard, while sobbing and alone.

my life sucks.

o jity.

i hurt.

by ojity August 4, 2014