jiffy lube

hand job

dude 1: Jessica's a total slut. Did you fuck her last night?

dude 2: No she just gave me a jiffy lube.

dude 1: You fucking suck dude.

dude 2: Eat a dick.

by thewhiteshadow April 7, 2009

jiffies

Handjobs, usually one handed and for cheap.

The local hobo jiffies for booze money.

by OMG_RAMPAGING_CHOCOBO October 1, 2005

jiffler

A person that finds it difficult to sit still even if they are in an important meeting.
closely realated to the jiffle a religious dance.

When sitting in a meeting and you notice the guy/girl opposite you moving around in there chair quite regulary, they are known as a jiffler,or you could shout'STOP JIFFLING'.

by Richard Rogers March 20, 2008

Jiffy John

More commonly known as a "Porta Potty"
Probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your "business"
Warning: Sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. Also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.

Person 1: Oh my god, I really gotta take a piss
Person 2: Haha! There's a jiffy john right there! Have at it!
Person 1: Ugh... Let's get this over with! *takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john*

by GHUBZ October 20, 2012

Jiffy Popped

Getting your period at an extremely inconvenient time, then trying to be subtle while explaining it to a man who just isn’t getting it.

I got jiffy Popped the other day in class, and the teacher didn’t understand when I said “my Aunt Flo came to visit”

by family guy 772 August 10, 2018

Jiffy Mart Feet

Dirty bottoms of the feet, as if one walked barefoot from the trailer park, up to the jiffy mart (or other convenience store) to buy a 40, discount smokes, and / or a scratch-off ticket. One of the most common situations in which Jiffy Mart Feet can be observed is that of adult film actresses appearing in amateur and very-low-budget pseudo-professional adult film productions.

She was delivering a quality performance riding cowgirl, but then he rolled her over on her back and into the pinned missionary position. This action revealed that she had a serious case of Jiffy Mart Feet which - against the back drop of Busch Light Draft and an overflowing ashtray on the night stand and that crappy wall paper that they only put in single wides - gave the actress a real sense of authenticity in the scene.

by Kid Brooks August 11, 2019

rits roll jiffy

when you eat a whole roll of rits crackers with jiffy peanut butter within a short amount of time

dude last night i pulled a rits roll jiffy

by robsta the mobsta April 3, 2011