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jick

a dick covered in hot steamy jizz.
tmj : too much jick

when the jick is too good😳
by littledewie January 19, 2021
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Click Clack the Jick Jack

An appropriate alias name for any girl or woman named “Tiffany.”
Click Clack the Jick Jack is down in Florida.
by Geckiclog November 2, 2022
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JICK

an acronym for Just In Case K(C)ondom
Do you have a JICK by chance?”
“I always keep a JICK in my wallet
by pizzaslime69 October 15, 2019
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Jick

Being a jerk and a dick at the same time
Dude quit being such a jick all the time!
by Ndisbelief June 14, 2015
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Jick

Jill _ I want your money
Jack _ You jick.
by GURU Trust Me March 17, 2021
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jick

when you sit aim jeans and they bunch up and make it look like you have a dick
wow those shorts gave me a jick :(
by cat__ July 29, 2021
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Jick

The word has many meanings and variants, almost always something negative, although in arbitrary instances can be used to mean the opposite, mostly when used by a Jick.
Noun:

Refers to the absolute worst person, place, or thing imaginable from the speaker's perspective (Jick, Jicka, Jicker). Frequently merged with other words to connect them to traits of a Jick (Jickle, Jickadia, Jickmania).
Verb:

Ambiguous action (jickeding, jicken, jickle). Verb version unlike the others is never capitalized, except at the start of a sentence.
Adjective:

Exactly how you'd imagine the noun version would be used as an adjective, to emphasize a disliking, hatred, or perceived lack of quality in something. (Jickic, Jicktastic, Jickle, Jickmanic... etc)
Adverb:

Just like the adjective version, but as an adverb (Jivick, Jickily, Jickie).

Pronoun:

Replaces a person's pronouns to specify that they are a Jick

He/Him = Jick'he/Jick'hm She/Her = Jick'se/Jick'hr They/Them = Jick'te/Jick'tm ((etc)) Add a y for possesives.
Conjunction:

Combines Jick with a conjunction to specify that the idea being linked by the conjunction fits the bill for a Jick or is more Jick-like than the initial idea. (Jick'and, Jick'but, Jick'or... etc)
Interjection:

For expression, like saying Oh! or Fuck!(Jick, Jickle, Jick Jicker)
Preposition:

Only replaces "with", "at", "by", and "like". Means the same things but naturally more Jickish. (Jijick)
Noun:

Simon: There are so many more Jicks these days

Gideon: I know, they needed to stop hiring Jickers, this stupid Jick gave me the wrong order and gave back my change in fucking Jickles
Verb:

Marvin: I can hear you jicking

Klaus: N-nein, ich jicke nicht!
Adjective:

Gaylord: Dude that house smells Jickic, the fuck is going on in there?

Diesel: Absolutely Jicktastic, Jesus...
Adverb:

Stuart: See that girl all Jickily walking around like this isn't Atlanta?

Robert: She is Jickie done for
Pronoun, conjunction, interjection & preposition:

Ronnie: Jick dude! You're gonna have to tell Jick'hr that Jick'se's loud obnoxious!

Carson: Well you're gonna Jick me
All forms at once:

Jickfield: Jick! What's jicking on Jick!

Jickinson: Not much, needa jick to Jickford's Jick, Jick'hey got the Jickest Jicktools, Jick'but Jick'he jicks the Jickic Jick Jijick Jickily Jijick there aren't Jicktastic Jickers jicking around in there
---important to note that part of this, as indicated by tone, is using the positive version of Jick words, this is very rare however and is only being done for the sake of the example. Use of the term at this frequency is also very rare, only the Jickest Jickers get this low.
Translation:
-Oh! What's going on bro
-Not much, I need to go to Jickford's shop, he's got the best tools, but he runs the whole thing so happily like there aren't extraordinarily awful people horsing around in there.
by The Jickister February 4, 2025
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