Jewton

A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.

Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

jewhorse

A word that came out of my mouth when I was drunk one night. Used to enhance road rage.

Used to define utter stupidity and retardation.

Brainless acts of human interaction

You're sitting at a stop sign with a soccer mom in front of you. There is PLENTY of time to TURN/GO STRAIGHT, but she continues to wait at the stop sign for a gap of more than 20 car lengths to pull her minivan out into the road.

"GO you jewhorse!!!"

by Jason lilevo August 29, 2005

Jewhorn

The large nose of a person of Jewish decent.

Hey, Kirk sure does have a big Jewhorn. He could smell a coupon from a mile away

by NameThatIsn'tTaken August 5, 2016

jentora

Jèntora is a beautiful fine Caribbean girl mainly of Haitian and Puerto Rican decent and she is short and cute

That girl Jentora is fine asl hell damn look at her goo

by Jen-tora January 14, 2019

Jewport

When Jewish people all of a sudden show up where Jews shouldnt go.

Eric Bana jewported to munich to avenge his fallen comrades

by Fred Eshmoka April 17, 2008

jewhorevah

(1)Someone with either multiple religions or who has not decided a religion. (2)A religious whore.

Friend 1: That kid is Catholic and Jehovah's Witness.
Friend 2: Yeah, he's a Jewhorevah!

by woahbitch March 24, 2007

JewTurtle

1) n. a stiff, awkward dance that involves swinging and swaying your arms and hips back and forth. It is forced, unattractive, and embarrassing.
2) n. one who sweats uncontrolably while doing the "JewTurtle"
3) n. a dancing, robotic, singing turtle that dances like an ugly jew.

1) duuude! he's doing the jew turtle again!!
2) who does he think he is? I mean, nobody likes the JewTurtle. Nobody.
3) hahaha! Doesn't this turtle remind you of the way (-----) dances???

by I eat paste October 27, 2007