Jemoses

Any form of annoying little man that likes to steal your pants, and swim to Tokyo

"Hi, Jemoses"

by DJ Chronos September 27, 2003

Jewdoo

Similar to voodoo, except, instead of hexing someone you just make him/her feel extremely guilty.

My mother is the High Priestess of Jewdoo.

by Dr. Flankenstein June 10, 2018

Jewboi

Someone who is the stereotype of a jew, usually with a big nose and a bigger wallet. These heathens are uncircumcised and have gold(termed as jewgold) hung around their neck for emergency and a fake one to throw off the scent.

That guy Justin is such a Jewboi.

by 5lacker April 10, 2019

JewDog

Kosher hot dogs, (i.e., Hebrew National, Koshers Best, etc.) All Beef hot dogs which are superior to Corn-King, Oscar-Mayer, etc.

My wife asked if I needed anything from the store, and I replied "Yeah, pick up some hot dogs and buns, but make sure they're JewDogs!"

by JohnnytheJew May 18, 2009

Jewfoot

The sudden occurance of nervousness located inside your feet during interviews (i.e throbbing) and as a result, you run away to a nearby non-jewish foot masseure.

Jeremius was scared about his weatherman interview, and as a result he jewfooted it to a nearby foot masseure operated by an irishman named Ted.

by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009

jewmaican

a jamaican jew
a jew that acts jamaican

"damn son look at that jewmaican"
"that rasta jew is known as a jewmaican"

by yourmom November 7, 2004

jewmonkey

A gay jewish man with a long nose who likes to bring young boys home to his place, then rob them after he kills them.

Valsu went jewmonkey on the poor boy

by figo February 14, 2005