Jeweler

"The Jeweler" is the title given to whoever is packing the bowl when smoking weed out of a pipe, named so because while packing the bowl, the person almost looks like a jeweler carefully and precisely placing precious gems on a ring.

Stoner 1: Hey man, I packed the bowl last time, it's your turn to be The Jeweler.
Stoner 2: Alright dude.

by King Kief February 28, 2014

jewel-osco

A shitty place to work.

Jewel-Osco is a shitty place to work.

by Dork1234 January 1, 2018

Misplaced Jewel

When a girl is for the most part unattractive, but has one body part that not only is redeeming, but breathtakingly amazing. For instance, a girl looks amazing from behind with a perfect ass, but turns around, revealing a hideous face or flat chest. Similar to butterface, but not limited to body vs. face. The name refers to the arousing part not belonging, just like a precious jewel that has been placed on the wrong body.

Also not to be confused with fat chick tits.

"I was checking out this chick's ass, but then she turned around and she was nasty. Her ass was a misplaced jewel."

by Shott April 21, 2009

clown jewels

The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.

His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.

by GarageRat August 8, 2014

Jewel

a really unique and sweet person

"Girl, you really are a jewel for doing that for me!"

by mi March 3, 2005

JewelPet

Are animals named after jewels, birthstones and minerals, who wear Jewels and can use magic using their eyes.

My JewelPet Ruby, is so cute.

by ChaunceyButler July 12, 2016

Jewells

Jewells makes the world a brighter place through her ability to find joy in everything and everyone. If you are a friend of hers then you are one lucky bitch because she will move mountains for you and love you with every particle of her heart. No one walks away from her without feeling special, without wanting more of her presence. Being with her feels as effortless as dancing to your favorite song. She is funny, incredibly SEXY, and unequivocally intelligent.

I was having the shittiest day, then I hung out with Jewells and it turned out to be one of the best days of my life

by Isadora Duncan November 12, 2019