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Jewpie

someone who is very pro-Jewish, interested in Judaism/Jewish culture, or hangs out with Jewish people, but usu. not Jewish him/herself

a contraction of "Jewish groupie."

a neutral term; more positive than negative
You're a shiksa, but since you're such a Jewpie, we love you anyway.
by rainbowrolemodel September 5, 2005
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jewpan

an community of jewish people living in japan.
by Rachel Valdez May 13, 2005
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Jewpuss

A jewpuss is a women whom will not give you any booty. Or if your women wont give you any booty, she is jewpussing you. Lack of effort on the females part to give you some booty.
When Sally told Bob she didnt want to because she had a headache, Bob mumbled "jewpuss" under his breath.
by Don J August 8, 2007
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Jewper Man

A male of Jewish decent who is equipped with many unique characteristics such as: large sums of cash that seem to come from no where, the ability to see small objects at night (this is also known as Jew View), the constant urge to smash down their hair, an obsession with working out and/or looking “ripped”, and lastly, an amazing tennis game consisting of a crap load of spin.
If anyone has more than 3 of the symptoms listed in the definition according to the DSM-IV-TR they have a birthright disorder known as Jewper Man.
by tennisfreak92 March 12, 2010
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Jewpa

A Jewish grandfather, or someone who looks old and jewish.
Man, Jewpa ran a hard bargain on that walker!
by Greg Diep August 14, 2006
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Jewpour

To really chince out when pouring a drink. It's when you say "double" but really the bartender only pours you a "one and a half". Rarely acceptable. Acceptable only under exceptional circumstances such as your bartender being exceptionally hot and dressed really scantly. You are willingly paying the price of a jewpour in order to have the eye candy around you under that circumstance.
Hulk was sooo mad that the bartender Jewpoured him a drink. Took Hulk 10 drinks to get a Hulk Buzz. Hulk Mad. Hulk Man Really Mad.
by The Hulk Man Really Mad September 24, 2010
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Jewpinion

An unsolicited opinion by a Jew that no one takes seriously.
No one wants your Jewpinion
by B_diazz November 23, 2016
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