Jizz Jersey

A old shirt or rag used for ejaculating on during masturbating

Dude I just finished all over my Jizz Jersey

by cjoquattro September 15, 2010

New Jersey Morning

The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.

“How are you already so drunk? It’s only noon!”

“I had a New Jersey Morning.”

by Dr. Donezo March 3, 2019

clark new jersey

also known as clarkkk or klu klux klark due to all the racists. some good people but they’re usually the ones trying to leave town. high school sucks, people are mean, and no actual down town area. 1/10 don’t move here

“i never drive through clark new jersey because i know i’ll get pulled over just for not being white”

“what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”

by dumb bitch energy June 1, 2020

Jesenia

A very outgoing girl that is very Loveable And gorgeous, fun to hangout with , A great friend And Guys Want Her But Cant Have Her .

I Wish I Knew Jesenia .

by Crazyy101 October 6, 2011

Jersey Shore

The reason my generation's filled with so many morons.

No examples needed when society's fucked. Thank you Jersey Shore!

by IAmLadyFox August 11, 2011

Jersey Bean

Somebody from the island of Jersey in the Channel Islands (NOT New Jersey). The word "bean" comes from the popular Jersey dish "Bean Crock".

"I'm a right Jersey bean, aye maluv!"

by Nashy152 May 22, 2009

Jerseying

The act of reaching over somebody and pulling their shirt (or jersey) over their heads, but not off, so their arms are not usable for fighting or defending themselves. They also can't see.

Typically a move for hockey fights.

Example of Jerseying: "That guy got jerseyed!"

by fungku July 1, 2009