Jeef

To pick up a fat girl on her period and eat her pussy.

Guy #1: Dude, whats that red shit around your mouth. You didn't jeef that girl did you?

Guy #2: (wiping his mouth) Fuck off.

by Im A Bear July 13, 2012

Jeefing

The male equivalent to queefing (fanny fart): The release of gas from the japs eye of ones penis...

fuckin hell lloyd, stop jeefing on my lips, it smells like smegma you freak

by Lloyd Adam August 2, 2007

Jefford

A nice hooman who wears glasses and sometimes makes people want to slap him. His favorite person is Little Domo. His #1 priority is his gf and doesn't like to be disturbed when playing with her. He likes k-pop and occasionally watches k-drama, c-drama, or anime. His favorite champion on League of Legends is Aatrox. He is also known as Possibly Dead Pokécord, The True Possibly Dead Pokécord, Teemo2, and Jefford 🐑

“Jefford is playing with Domo again”

by ღLazy Potatoღ April 4, 2020

Jeef

A self-referential mistake or faux pas; a recursive error in judgment or behavior

First person: I have a b-b-bit of a st-st-st-stutter.
Second person: You are a walking jeef, my friend.

First person: I feel like I have to (fart)...
Second person: Dude, you just sharted and jeefed simultaneously!

by Danstrom March 15, 2010

Jewfop

An adjustable name, usually an insult, of which the definition changes for whomever is being insulted.

"Mark is a racist JEWFOP."
"Well, Carlos, you're a liberal JEWFOP."
"And Katrina is the sluttiest JEWFOP of them all."

by Raunchy Freaking Slutcap October 9, 2006

jeefe

n.: (JEE-f.) british slang for "fool"; a nincompoop, an idiot.

v.: (JEE-f'd)displaying prominent foolishness.

proper noun: Jeefe McGibbons; a Welsh Hick. The epitome of jeefe-ness. The Town Goof could be described as a Jeefe McGibbons.

"You got that one wrong? You silly jeefe, you!!"

"Boy! I really jeef'd that one!"

"Jeefe McGibbons is such a... (for lack of better term) jeefe!"

by Gillian & Aleksandra April 9, 2008

Jeezo Beezo

What people say when "Golly Jeez" just isn't enough. Can be enunciated to emphasize the "ee"'s.

Jeezo Beezo! I can't believe I got an F on that Gym assignment!

by Constar9898 October 14, 2008