Jizzmonkey

When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...

Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.

by Poor helpless monkey :( June 28, 2010

jazzmin

Usualy a short girl with a nice ass and small boobs.Not the best girl friend you could have, but a fun person to be around.

that asian chick is a total Jazzmin.

by joey spoldow May 2, 2009

jazzmonkey

a young skinny male, who has the common characteristics of a an unathletic classroom geek, maintaining his street credability and ensuring urban survival through humour, projected outwardly but more commonly humour is aimed directly at the subject both physically and mentally.

the jazzmonkey proceeded to dance isolated on the dancefloor maintaiing a source of pure entertainment for all around

by twinkletoes July 20, 2003

jizzmonkey

Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.

1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go

by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

Jizzmonger

A seller of semen, generally for a sperm bank, or more commonly, a gigolo.

That jizzmonger just whored himself out to that group of mildly attractive women.

by Joe Hood September 23, 2007

Jazzmyn

A fucking light-skinned, guilt-tripping, manipulating bitch. They pretend to be innocent to get out of situations and start crying to make people around them feel bad and forgive them.

"I'm sorry for what I did," Jazzmyn whispered, tears streaming down her face. Even though this was not the first time she said something like this.

"I promise I won't do it again," Jazzmyn repeats herself from the last six times.
Thomas had never seen such bull shit-

by anonymous March 22, 2020

jazzton

A black guy who's an asshole but is lazy and fucks dudes on site.

Damn Jazzton fuck me hurd

by Brofan September 14, 2017