it just has a virus

Short for I know it has a major problem, it's not worth fixing, and I hope you are stupid enough to buy it as-is. A Big warning flag when buying an old computer.

Dude the case is smoking, no it just has a virus.

by wjc January 11, 2012

You just made The List!

What happens whenever you displease wrestler Chris Jericho.

(in wrestling) Do you know what happens when you insult Chris Jericho? Huh? Do you know what happens? YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!

by Iranianamericanjournalist July 17, 2018

The Turtle Just Passed You

Slang for walking or driving too slow that everyone passes you.

Can you walk faster, the turtle can walk faster than you, the turtle just passed you. You drive too slow that the turtle can pass you.

by JayEssBee85 December 16, 2013

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

Just bro

One liner "advice" unattractive men are told to "magically" solve all said men's issues with meeting women.

"Just get a haircut bro"
"Just say this magic line bro"
"Just bro"

by Based Fiend July 30, 2023

Just Yuri

Just Yuri.

Just Yuri.

by NewbieGamerYuri January 21, 2018

Just a friend

The term “Just a Friend” is used by the character Adrien in Miraculous used to describe his oblivious feelings for Marinette (the main protagonist)

This is also a triggering phrase for Miraculous watchers

“First day of school and we already have two lovebirds.. Whatever, she’s ‘just a friend’.”

by Marichat725 August 25, 2018