Jp

One of the greatest simps in the universe, their names are usually John paul or John peter

Even after ruby blocked jp he asked his friend preggy to disturb her to unblock him

by ojuelegba February 7, 2020

JPS

A Jamaican slang for "how come?"

Boy: I'm not gonna be able to go clubbin' with y'all tonight.
Girl: JPS?

by swmfrddy December 21, 2012

jp

Junior Partier. Somebody who gets drunk off of three beers and throws up at the end of the night.

Damn, that chick is JP. She just threw up all over my throwback, and I only gave her one beer.

by Pedro Mora January 10, 2004

jp

someone who tries to masterbate but is unable to

that kids a jp
haha what a fucker!

by penissuck October 29, 2007

jp

Junior Partier pron. (joon-yer par'ti-er)

Noun. 1.One who can not party. 2. Person or persons that fall asleep easily, pass-out early, complain about anything and everything, whine and cry about trivial circumstances. Adj. 1. Used to describe people mentioned above.

1.Thomas fell asleep thirty minutes after everyone arrived at the party, what a JP!

2.JP Thomas fell asleep thirty minutes after everyone arrived at the party.

by No JP Matt September 28, 2006

jps

Botnet term: Joins Per Second (JPS)

The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).

WOW Pherks JPS is 4!

by afextz October 1, 2004

jp

Shortened form of "Japanese". Used in the FFXI gaming environment to refer to Japanese players.

Preferred to other shortened forms like "Jap", which is considered disrepectful.

JP only, ((sorry, I don't understand English)).

My JP friend gave me these balance rings, I'm so lucky to be a linkshell with JP players.

It's hard to play with JP players because of translation issues, but they really rock in combat.

by Moonbug October 30, 2004