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Bad Investments

These are investments which may or may not be bad (they’re bad) made by a certain someone who never takes a deal in Deal or No Deal
Person 1: “Don’t make any Bad Investments and just press the deal button”
Person 2: “YOU NEVER PRESS THE DEAL BUTTON!”
by Player Unknown September 24, 2017
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Fidelity Investments

A company that helps the rich get richer and overwhelmingly promotes tall white men and stereotypically attractive white women while passing over many minority candidates equally or better qualified
Fidelity Investments managed thousands of IRAs for rich white fucks
by D Flawless November 11, 2021
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Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.
- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!
by JulianaJax December 4, 2020
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Investment Rawdog

When you have no problem having having sex with a girl without a condom on because her family is well off.
Dude...you hit it with no rubber on?! She's not even that cute, what are you thinking??!! "Bro her dad owns a multi million dollar company, it was an investment Rawdog!
by JimmyGrawdogger June 7, 2018
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