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Intelligence

"This man has so much intelligence, he's like a fountain of knowledge"
by hsi September 18, 2008
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intelligify

Offering information that aids one in becoming more intelligent.
He did not know so I explained it, thus he became intelligified.

To intelligify is to explain new information.
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Insufficiently intelligent

A stupid person or just being dumb in general
The boy declared that his girlfriend was INSUFFICIENTLY INTELLIGENT
by That White Guy May 25, 2012
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spiritual intelligence

Having spiritual intelligence means having knowledge of one's faith and having basic knowledge of one's religion. Additionally, possessing spiritual intelligence means understanding other people's faith and their customs. Having spiritual intelligence is important, so that you don't accidentally offend someone. Spiritual intelligence is one of the five areas of intelligence, which are mental intelligence, social intelligence, emotional intelligence, physical intelligence, and spiritual intelligence. This further proves that the IQ scale is ludscris since it does not fully encompass all areas of intelligence.
Spiritual intelligence allows you to be more compassionate and understanding in regard to what others believe.
by PWS27 August 15, 2017
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American Intelligence

Australian term used to define someone who is seen as stupid or lacks Common Sense.
Person 1: "Dave just asked me if Japan is part of China... He's 37."

Person 2: "Now that's some American Intelligence."
by Aussie_banter January 4, 2019
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IntelligentCoDFanboy

The biggest, most idiotic douche on YouTube, claiming CoD "is the future now," "is superior to all other games," and is probably a troll.
"COD was never the future at least 343 is reviving the halo series unlike COD using the same guns the same shitty graphics and small ass maps" -geoffreystover1995 in reply to IntelligentCoDFanboy's comment, which states CoD is better than Halo.
by ZachY4 August 8, 2012
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pseudo-intelligent

Used to describe one who attempts to flex intellect that does not exist within his or her own mind.

Can probably be found with a thesaurus in hand, while in a chat room, looking up new insults that are synonymous with "stupid" in order to boost his or her own undeserved ego.

Typical cases of pseudo-intelligence involve pre-pubescent 15 year olds that think they have everything figured out, including, but not limited to: life, religion, politics, education, and sex. Ironically, they have never quite experienced either of the aforementioned.

Pretends he or she has an opinion.

Posseses a severe tendency to blindly and wholeheartedly believe any bullshit they hear, only to subsequently regurgitate the misinformation to anyone they see in an asinine attempt to appear more intelligent than a used, broken condom.

Should the victim of the verbal onslaught happen to have a differing opinion, the pseudo-intelligent individual will revert to his or her thesaurus and insult the opposition with words he or she never knew existed, and probably cannot even pronounce.

Annoyingly and constantly refers to the word antidisestablishmentarianism, as if knowledge of said word defined his or her illegitimately high intelligence quotient.

Typically a hypocrite; creates many, many contradictions. Most online grammar/spelling Nazis can relate.

Always ends a bullshit "argument" with, "I win, so stfu." Win what, dipshits? Your opinions weren't fact in the first place.
<Pseudo-Intelligent individual> Omg. You are Stupid. You are an idiot for not agreeing with everything I say. I know I'm right, even though I know nothing about the subject, because my friend knows someone that read someone's blog somewhere that mentioned something about it. I win, so stfu, you unintelligent moron. God, your stupid. You're such a stupid idiot. Antidisestablishmentarianism.

<Pseudo-Intelligent individual has signed off>
by StealthPro1 December 8, 2010
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