Intestinal Speedrun

When a food gives you the shits right away and is recognizable on exit.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that takeout, it pulled an intestinal speedrun.

by XXApproachingZero February 10, 2017

Intestinalism

An implemented form of government involving a daily gathering where party members use a GIANT 3D Printed stethoscope to listen to the collective belly of the earth thus revealing gurgling mystery which bubble deep within the subconscious mind of all humanity and thereby forming consensus decisions based on gut instincts.

The advent of intestinalism from the 1960s is more profuse today than ever before. As we approach the colon of societies collective amoeba, We Face some of the most diabolical probiotic culturals yet and even the dead corpses of yesterday still have yet to ferment in the deep bubbling sulfurous abyss of shreks 4th stomach

by Suburban Cicada 420 May 25, 2018

Inflating the Unicorn

Blowing into the rear of a unicorn to make it stand upright.

He was inflating the unicorn on the 4th of July in front of everyone.

by You’re Welcome 100x July 4, 2018

intestine raider

being small and raiding someone's intestines

intestine raider intestine raider

by politics are shit, fight me July 26, 2020

intestineater

A chad, an insanely cool one, too. He’s the best at everything, people named intestineater are the definition of insane greatness.

Intestineater is cooler than you.

by Alfonzo the Frog September 20, 2020

Intestine Fondle

When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them

Oh my gosh I want Mac and cheese so bad I really Need to intestine fondle right now.

by Bonkanddonk January 28, 2021

interiating

the ick

ew did you see that? that’s so interiating

by reg the rasb December 1, 2021