instafaking

(Een-stuf-aken)

When you have nothing better to do but fake like someone said something for your own entertainment.

Tom was instafaking when said yes they sure said the blue carrot exists!

by Gangleololol June 8, 2021

Instacartian

Any Instacart employee, or people who use Instacart on a regular basis.

Instacartians never pick good produce for my order.

by YouNeedABreathMint January 4, 2022

instafamous

When people who rely on external validation have posted the same algo pleasing pictures/videos long enough to gain a large following on Instagram. Usually there are brand collabs involved with little return on investment for the brands paying for product placement. The majority are women who think they're attractive or at the very least look good in yoga pants.

This bitch, over here taking a million selfies next to a cliff, almost dying just to try and be instafamous.

Being instafamous is like winning the Special Olympics. Cool! You won, but you're still a retard.

by PhillyG$ July 6, 2022

Instabaited

When you see something amazing on instagram, just for it to be overhyped and completely underwhelming in reality.

Sarah went to the pop-up bar she saw on instagram and realized she got instabaited.

by IzzyWong June 5, 2023