ET Inspec'a'lo

To covertly inspect the foreign genital area of an unknown, intimate female partner while engaged in the initial stages of intimate behavior. This is normally done by smelling one's finger after it has been moistened by the vaginal fluids of one's partner to determine the cleanliness, stench, and freshness of the partner's vagina. (Inspec'a'lo = Inspect the "low". pronounced "inspecalo")

Dude, I gave her the ET inspec'a'lo and her pussy smelled like strawberries! I had to go down on her!

We were fooling around and I wanted to go down on her so I pulled an ET Inspec'a'lo and her vag smelled horrible so there was no way I was going to eat her out!

by ADW-The Wet September 13, 2010

inspiration point

noun A term popularized in the old television series "Happy Days". It's the place where the boys took their girls in their cars to make out. In those days, that's all they did. Nowadays, inspiration point would be littered with condom
wrappers. No longer in popular usage among those 40 and under.

I took that bitch up to inspiration point!

by rich rick March 30, 2010

erection inspection

a game one plays with ones friends in which one calls "erection inpection" during an eroticly charged or appropriate part of a movie, the freinds are then bound by honour to stand strait, hips out with there hands on their head, any among the group with erections are either shunned and never spoken of or given mad props for the fearfull pork sword he has sprouted, this is often context specific and depends on the nature of your friends.

(william wallace exposes himself)

Karl: Erection Inspection!

Jack: oh dude... ethan

Ethan: yeah, umm

Karl: just leave

by T J M June 3, 2008

nigger inspection

When a white person cautiously looks around before saying nigger to make sure that no black person hears them. A good nigger inspection involves looking left and right, and in front and behind you, to avoid detection.

Joe: Sup nigga! (to John)
Shaniqua: Dafuq I just hear you say? I'mma kill you!
John: (Later at the hospital at Joe's bedside) You really gotta remember to do the nigger inspection, if you'd done it you would not be in this situation.

by GucciSosa00 December 22, 2013

inspectigate

A verb meaning "checking out closely" combines inspect, which brings to mind small items or ideas and investigate, which implies larger or more complex issues.

I will inspectigate later and work from gut reaction right now.

by alanora May 18, 2009

Inspirection

in-spuh-rek-shuh n
- noun

When a human male attains a full-blooded erection that was not gained by means of any thoughts or feelings related to sexual arousal or activity, but rather solely by means of achieving inspiring ideas.

“When Antoine told me about the possibility of tearing down the very fabric of capitalism using only a pneumatic drill, used toilet paper and a stolen World War II battle tank, many new ideas started to spawn in me in that same moment. By the time I stated my inspiration and stood up to grab another cup of herbal tea for us both, he pointed out that I had a full erection just one foot away from his face. We were both aware that it could not have possibly been a sexual-related erection, therefore it was an inspirection.”

by crobinoscopy October 30, 2016

Inspread

To do something with ease or "smoothly".

Person one : heard you asked out *name*... How did it go?

Person two: Yeah mate, I was inspread! No one could refuse something that smooth.

Person one: Dude, I wish I was that inspread

by 2spread4u October 14, 2018