When you are stuck 1 inch in your mom and your dad is 1 inch in you. You aren't able to exit to the sides, either you go deeper in your mom or go back and let your dad get deeper in you.
Mike: Hey are you ok, you look pretty shooken up pal.
John: No I'm not alright. I got stuck in a Chinese Incest Trap last night.
John: No I'm not alright. I got stuck in a Chinese Incest Trap last night.
by Moist Sperg July 8, 2020
Get the Chinese Incest Trap mug.A mythical creature who roams the streets of Philadelphia and persuades homeless junkies to sell their souls for pocket change under a legally binding contract. The Great Incesto is also rumored to have magically flown these "homeless junkies" into the sky and given them the ass raping of their life. It is also believed that The Great Incesto is the mother and brother of all homeless junkies, hence the name "Incesto". Contrary to textbooks and popular belief, The Great Incesto never carries his sodomy in a magic bag.
"Hey man, did you give that crackhead any money?"
"Fuck that, I'd rather watch him get his ass raped by The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomy for 45 cents.
"Fuck that, I'd rather watch him get his ass raped by The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomy for 45 cents.
by Bobby Baloney October 9, 2009
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"It may sound stereotypical, but there really are some people who have an Incestry instead of an ancestry."
by Legendary Pusshole October 21, 2009
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My cells are same as your cells,
Your cells are same as mine.
If you don't mind me sayin',
I think your ass is fine.
You've got our Mummy's body
You've got our Daddy's eyes.
But where, oh, where di you get
Those breasts of such great size?
From 'Incest is Best' by Fearcher Maclean
Your cells are same as mine.
If you don't mind me sayin',
I think your ass is fine.
You've got our Mummy's body
You've got our Daddy's eyes.
But where, oh, where di you get
Those breasts of such great size?
From 'Incest is Best' by Fearcher Maclean
by hermaphrodite June 5, 2004
Get the incest mug.A synonym for a purity ball.
Name stems from what actually happens at the ball: the daughter pledges (gives) her virginity to her father, who then gives it to her soon-to-be husband on her wedding day.
If you don't really understand the concept of incest, look it up.
Name stems from what actually happens at the ball: the daughter pledges (gives) her virginity to her father, who then gives it to her soon-to-be husband on her wedding day.
If you don't really understand the concept of incest, look it up.
Katie: Did you hear about Marie getting a purity ring?
Megan: Yeah. Didn't she go to a purity ball last Thursday with her dad, or something?
Katie: Haha, you mean the Incest-Fest last week? Yeah.
Megan: Yeah. Didn't she go to a purity ball last Thursday with her dad, or something?
Katie: Haha, you mean the Incest-Fest last week? Yeah.
by fubsish August 29, 2009
Get the Incest-Fest mug.The act of having a same-sex sexual relationship with a close blood relative.
Could bro-bro, sis-sis, male cousin-male cousin (only if they're first cousins) and etc.
Could bro-bro, sis-sis, male cousin-male cousin (only if they're first cousins) and etc.
by Rackinghedgeman July 26, 2011
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