Deck

Platform of planks or wood-covered iron extending from side to side of ship. Extended to mean any floor, not limited to maritime.
You dirty bastard, you've pissed all over the deck. Clean it up before I piss on you
by DaveMac May 17, 2006
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To hit someone so hard with a punch that they fall on the ground.
I'm gonna deck that guy who hooked up with my girlfriend in the fucking face.
by Grant E yooo November 02, 2009
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on deck

When smoking J's, on deck is that who is ready to spark the next one. He/she does this by placing the J that will be smoked on top of their ear.
Alright, I could smoke another one, who's on deck?

Look at you, always on deck!

What's that shit on your ear? Oh, you're on deck.
by Friend of the night August 22, 2007
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Decked

To deck is too: Take your skateboard and smash it against someone's face. To get decked: Too get smacked by a skateboard. Most likely to knock you the fuck out.
If you don't leave your gonna get decked!

Suuure.

*Decks immature bitch*

DECKED! I told you whore.
by TylerCarterObsession<# July 20, 2011
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Deck

1. Adj. An alternate pronunciation for the word "dick", commonly used by poservalley girls who use stupid-ass lisps to make men feel as if they are less intelligent than they really are in a futile attempt to impress them.
2. Adj. How queens say dick.
Like o-my-gad my ex-boyfriend is such a deck!
by Victah Hugo August 24, 2008
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Adjective- To describe someone or something's awesomality. It may also be used as a term of endearment.
Why, thank you Fiona. You are deck for saying that.
by PurpleHands September 14, 2011
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deck

A platform extending horizontally from one side of a ship to the other.

A platform or surface likened to a ship's deck.
A roofless, floored structure, typically with a railing, that adjoins a house.
The roadway of a bridge or an elevated freeway.

A pack of playing cards.
A group of data processing cards.
A tape deck.
Slang. A packet of drugs called narcotics.

A term describing how one gets beaten down to the ground used by wannabe hardcores. This action usually occurs with people who have no life and are suffering from obsessive complusive disorder that makes them sensitive in an aggressive manner.

One half of "Ant & Dec" - two gay celebrity nobodies with annoying "geordie" accents that no-one can understand. Can only find work on third rate TV productions, usually involving animals or small children with whom they like to fiddle.

A turntable for playing records.

Useful when coming under fire, as a order.
"Hit the Deck"

Dec: "Wye-aye Ant, luv ya man"
Ant: "Wye-aye Dec, luv ya man too"
viewers: Fuck off queer boys <change channel>

(added to Denny Tang's definition - thanks)
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