peel an orange in your pocket

to generally be a tight ass mofo who would never share his biscuits with u or such items.

Scott: Can i have a biscuit please??

Philippe: No, i bought these biscuits. They're mine!!!

Scott: U tight mofo, i bet u can peel an orange in your pockets!!

by a disgruntled worker March 8, 2010

keys in your pocket

When you, or somebody has keys in their pocket it means that they have really boney hips, or the area below the hip, but before your leg starts. If you have "keys" in your jean pocket, you have a boney butt. #skinny #keysinmypocket #iwantkeysinmypocket

Jessie: "Hey you see that model, she got keys in her pocket!"

Callie: "Yea she is real skinny, but a nice body. I want keys in my pocket."

Keys In your pocket- the effect of a slim body making it appear you have a car key of some sort in your legging side, or jean pocket.

by keysforeverinmypocket November 22, 2017

Rock in your pocket

Referring to a boner of a stimulated man; used in a sexual context.

"Is that a rock in your pocket?"

by Herp_Derp June 13, 2013

Putting it in the pocket

When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).

Jer: That's pretty beastly.
Neil: Beastly? That fucking awesome. I'm putting it in the pocket.

by Jeremy November 25, 2006

there's a pickle in my pocket

Something someone yells in a line at school to signal a teacher is walking by when the kids are texting.

Kid 1: "I'm texting nancy this picture o--"
Kid 2: "THERE'S A PICKLE IN MY POCKET!"
All kids in hallway: *puts phones in pockets stealthily"

by Guy Yohanson? December 13, 2009

stuff a couch in your pocket

An insult, akin to "stick that in your juice box and suck it". From the video game Animal Crossing, where furniture turns into leaves that can be put in your pocket and retrieved later.

Oh, go stuff a couch in your pocket.

by Natalie the Raging Otaku January 19, 2009

In the pocket

When you are a little stoned, and buzzing a little from alcohol, you are "in the pocket". The perfect combination of a little alcohol and a little weed and you feel right.

"yo, I'm in the pocket bro"

by T-money.papichulo July 15, 2022