Imperialist

One who believes that the business, personal affairs and destiny of his/her comparatively weak neighbor, could and should be more efficiently managed through the forcible intervention and operational restructuring of an outside influence, namely, the power that said imperialist represents. This, the imperialist believes, would inevitably prove to be advantageous to both parties.

Although history is filled with such individuals, three in particular stand out among the most prominent of imperialists.
1) Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821); Emperor of France, master of Europe.
2) Genghis Khan (1167-1227); commander of the “Golden Horde”, self-proclaimed and unchallenged “universal ruler”.
3) Howard Schultz (1953---?); chairman and chief global strategist of Starbucks, the leading retailer, roaster and brand of specialty coffee in the world.

by nethcev! August 14, 2006

impropaganda

An inappropriate male goose

Look, that water bird is not conforming to social expectations.

by atkl April 25, 2005

imperial system

An awful outdated system still used in many countries such as the US and partly in the UK.

Revolves around measuring weight, length, distance and currency in units that actually do not make sense, unlike the metric system which has been taken on board by most countries and is used in all science.

imperial system : 12 inches is a foot. 3 foot is a yard. 1760 yards is a mile.

metric system : 10 milimetres is a centimetre. 100 centimetres is a metre. 1000 metres is a kilometre.

Which system makes sense?

by Nic September 11, 2005

Imperial Shitload

An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitload is equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads

I have an imperial shitload of work to do

by Slyph October 5, 2004

impronathon

A term used to describe the spontaneous impersonation of Jonathon. Compound word derived from the stem: Impression, and suffix derived from the name: Jonathon.
Often occuring within the forum of a Session.

The improntosaur: "I mean, that is juust... you know... unbelievable! Hiiiiiiigh!"
Audience: "(laughter) Mate that was a well good Impronathon!)

by Mini-Sue September 19, 2004

imperiasm

Abstract term for an extremely painful orgasm. More an overload of the senses, and an acutely powerful feeling of its own, than an amalagamation of other sensations. Although it involves extreme aggression, it is nonetheless often a pleasurable, even purifying, experience.
Though derived from 'imperial' + 'orgasm', it has come to signify the subjection to a more animalistic or butchering rage which purges itself in an immense outburst of sexual desire or frustration.

A: "I'm going to tell your mother that you smoke crack."
B: "Fuck off, or i'll give you a fucking imperiasm!"

A: "Have you heard of a band called Meshuggah?"
B: "Yes! They are fucking imperiasmic!"

by anon86 August 2, 2006

Imperious Interruptus

The right of all bosses to hijack the conversations of subordinates. Said subordinates then must just awkwardly stand there while the boss talks to someone else with their back to you pretending you don't exist.

Dave: Then we can do the load testing and...
Boss: IMPERIOUS INTERRUPTUS!
*Dave stands there awkwardly*
Boss: Dave, stand there awkwardly while I talk to Pete as if you don't exist.

by Pointy Haired Boss September 21, 2011