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Abstract term for an extremely painful orgasm. More an overload of the senses, and an acutely powerful feeling of its own, than an amalagamation of other sensations. Although it involves extreme aggression, it is nonetheless often a pleasurable, even purifying, experience.
Though derived from 'imperial' + 'orgasm', it has come to signify the subjection to a more animalistic or butchering rage which purges itself in an immense outburst of sexual desire or frustration.
A: "I'm going to tell your mother that you smoke crack."
B: "Fuck off, or i'll give you a fucking imperiasm!"

A: "Have you heard of a band called Meshuggah?"
B: "Yes! They are fucking imperiasmic!"
imperiasm by anon86 August 2, 2006
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Exceptionally hardcore sex, with both persons' consent
He gave me a screaming imperiasm
imperiasm by Anonymous February 12, 2003

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.
Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

Imperial March

A theme from Star Wars so great and powerful that anyone who listens to it defecates instantly, similar to when the brown note is played, but for a different reason.
When Vader enters for the first time in Empire Strikes Back, the Imperial March causes me to instantly lose control of my bowels and completely soil myself.
Imperial March by Coach Klein July 30, 2009

Imperium of Man 

The Imperium of Man is the apex of human society, spanning the majority of the galaxy and consisting of many hundreds of trillions of Humans. Under the ever-seeing eye of the Emperor, it's military might is unmatchable and it's Imperial Guard and Space Marines are the finest fighting forces ever to be assembled. Xenos scum and heretical traitors fall by the thousands before it's mighty guns, it's terrifyingly powerful planet-killing fleets of starships, it's armoured tanks and troopers.
For the Imperium of Man! Charge you dogs!
Imperium of Man by Solar Macharius October 23, 2008

Imperial Creed 

The religious belief in the God-Emperor of Manknd and the expansion of the Imperium of Mankind. To follow this religion is to obey the will of the Emperor and live under his righteousness. Furthermore the followers must seek out the heretic, the mutant, and the xenos and destroy them. Today there are not many followers of this belief but The Emperor has forseen the future of Mankind and Man's destiny to conquer the stars and The Emperor is the one to lead Man.
As said in the Imperial Creed 'The Emperor Protects'

Imperial March

The single greatest song that could represent a nation!
Thousands of mindless troops march to the Imperial March.
Imperial March by Exor January 15, 2004