Ivan

Amazing, sweet, funny, cute, the kind of guy you would never expect falling in love with...

Your best friend, the guy you watch from afar, the guy that makes you spout poetry because everything looks fricking wonderful and beautiful right now. Makes you sing, makes you laugh at anything and everything, makes you feel like the world is spinning around you.

Girl 1: (bitterly watches couples smooching on Valentine's Day) I'm so alone...forever alone...
Girl 2: Come on, let's go find you an Ivan. Look, there's one right there!
Girl 1: Only if you don't mind me being love-crazy for the next year...
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's unavoidable. Anyone who falls in love with Ivan will sing sappy love songs, laugh a lot, dance around, act like a nutcase...
Girl 1: ... (too busy staring at Ivan)
Girl 2: Here we go...

by starry-eyed March 19, 2013

dirty ivan

When having sexual intercourse, just before the girl starts to orgasm, you stick your pinky finger up her ass...when she screams, you stick it in her mouth.

I'm telling you man, if you need to get her off your back, just give her the dirty ivan and you'll be a free man.

by DaBo Baby May 13, 2006

ICANN

Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers
Is a non-profit corporation which was formed and is responsible for the IP address space allocation, protocol parameter assignment, domain name system management, and root server system management.

This is the thing that gives you your IP address.

127.0.0.1

Networking

by Larstait November 11, 2003

Ivan

A nickname for the Soviet Union or Russia, particularly in terms of military discussions.

Ivan is moving his tanks into the Crimea, and dialing up air-power near Sweden.

by foobarorama March 18, 2017

dirty ioannis

a dirty ioannis is when you fuck a girl with a gun while playing clash of clans and then a zombie bites her ass

dirty ioannis

by REDDITKID123 May 3, 2021

Ivanka Trump

The daughter you would date if she wasn't your daughter.

The View, March 2006, Donald Trump:

"I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Rolling Stone interview, September 2015, Donald Trump:

“After I met Ivanka and praised her to her father, he said, ‘Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . .’”

I'd totally Ivanka Trump my daughter

by Ann American May 8, 2018

Ivanhoe Projects

Located in Gary, Indiana, a.k.a G.I. a.k.a. Gangsta Island. Ivanhoe Projects one of the toughest housing projects in the world, if not these toughest. It was supposedly "closed off" in 1965, but in the 90s folks were still living there & being victims of daily crimes (worst decade of Gary, IN). Matter of fact, even though most of the buildings are abandoned after people left Gary, some people still live in there

Man, I just heard some fools was poppin off over at Ivanhoe Projects
You must be crazy if you don't think GD's run Ivanhoe Projects

by Q.Blaze September 26, 2010