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catus interruptus

When you are in the throes of pleasure and the cat comes in the room, hops on the bed, and throws you off your rhythm.
My roommate confessed that recently during intimacies the action came to an abrupt halt, as she and her gentleman caller were afflicted with catus interruptus when her cat came in to visit.
by LBo979 December 3, 2010
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Pointus Interruptus

When males urinate into a toilet and the opening at the end of the penis (Urethral Opening) becomes stuck together causing two streams of urine to go in different directions...one on the rim of the toilet or floor and one somewhere in the vicinity of the toilet bowl...
(Wife) John...Why is there pee all over the floor in the bathroom?... (John) My Pointus Interruptus flared up again ...I was going to clean it up!
by dup333 September 14, 2016
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Pinchus Interruptus

That moment when you are finally relaxed on a public toilet, enjoying the solitude and just about to pinch off a brewing turd, when someone else bursts into the lavatory to piss, shit or wash there hands. Pinchus Interruptus usually results in a full on defecatory hold pattern, or mid-release pinch or severe turtling effect until all other parties leave and perfect release conditions are restored.
I never use the 12th floor men’s room to shit on a Monday morning. All that NFL activity on Sunday creates the perfect environment for Pinchus Interruptus.

My ass was filthy from pinchus Interruptus earlier. The place was like grand central station and I kept turtling in and out and crowning. Finally got it out after everyone left and cleared out.
by Eaton Holgoode September 21, 2018
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Interquoter

Someone who, while posting a comment on the internet, leaves a dumbass and/or obvious comment
Jaime: The song "When they come for me," by Lil Wayne is hot."Tell them boys they'll be hell when they come for me."
Greg: We all know that, fucking Interquoter.
by GregB1994 January 24, 2009
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Interculture

(n) 1. Collectively, the behaviors, beliefs, memes, fads, and ways of speaking that are present on the internet.

2. The above-listed traits that particular to any group on the internet and differ noticeably from any others'.
Lolcats, rick-rolling, spamming, trolling, Chuck Norris, and grammar Nazis are just a few aspects of interculture.
by auPHE March 3, 2009
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IM Interruptus

When you're typing and an IM window pops up, hijacking your thoughts and you end up typing something totally irrelevant in the IM window.
I was writing a report on the mating habits of the Himilayan Wildebeast when I got IM Interruptus... I accidentally called my girlfriend a "large hairy mammal" on IM
by Eric Jackson April 4, 2006
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Cock interception

1. noun. The occurrence of a cock block by a gay man

2. Verb. The act of cock blocking by a gay man.
Yeah I was mackin on her and then her gay friend grabbed her for a dance. What a cock interception.
by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009
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