stink injection

When a person or animal passes gas when one's buttocks is in direct contact with the furniture where one is sitting so as to make the smell of the flatulence stay in the furniture after one leaves the scene. As a practical joke, this is sometimes followed by someone else sitting in the same spot moments later, only to push the foul smelling flatulence back out into the air where one can breathe.

Person #1: Why is James flailing his hands in front of his face?

Person #2: Because I just gave that couch a stink injection.

(high fives)

Person #1: Good one Bro!

by celesguy1 July 15, 2011

temporary insect insanity

The act of suddenly waving one's arms around to shoo away an insect, or removing a spider web, that nobody else can see.

Janet's blind date quickly left after she had a temporary insect insanity episode right as they were about to meet for the first time.

by mayfieldenator October 3, 2019

UV light injection

a lethal solution to cure Covid-19 patients by injecting their bodies with ultraviolet light

Dr. Grimes: "You cannot use UV light injection to cure COVID19. Neither biology nor physics work that way!"

by timlight April 24, 2020

Infectzia

The greates rock band to ever walk the earth. Most people believe tenacious d to be the greatest, but most people don't understand Hebrew.

dude, have you heard the new Infectzia album, "Bekef"? it rocks!

by frank za'atar May 1, 2005

Golden Injection

When a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina (or anus) and urinates.

Dude, stick it in her bum and pee. Yeah man, give her a golden injection!

by Mr. Butt May 2, 2011

inflection deflection

when someone, in an effort to seem like they care, pronounces your name differently every time you see each other to deflect from the fact you have nothing to talk about or are too busy to remember anything about this person

Frank: "Benjamin (BEN juh men), what's new?"
Benjamin: "Well I'm getting married in a month."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! CONGRATULATIONS!"

- 1 month later -

Frank: "So Benjamin (ben juh MEN), how's life?"
Benjamin: "Great. I got married Saturday."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
Benjamin: "I did and your inflection deflection isn't helping."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 13, 2010

Infest

awesome west coast powerviolence band that also had a slight affection for burritos.

Lets get a burrito and listen to infest...

by Saxon March 8, 2005