Idioproblemize

When a co-worker or employee doesn't know the answer to a specific problem, so they ask a fellow employee or boss who equally has no idea wasting the valuable time of 2 people, rather than just working a little harder.

Steve: "I don't know how to settle this account, do you know how to do it Jane?"

Jane: "No Steve, don't idioproblemize, I don't have the time, use your noodle and do it yourself!"

by David Campola February 19, 2008

Idiolocation

Idiolocation: The spot on a map marked you are here

Idiolocation is when your looking at a map andd on it has a marker saying you are here

by jphw March 24, 2009

Idio-Hop

This is a word to succinctly describe the ever-present new wave of hip-hop containing "lyrics" that bring retards to their knees in cliche awe and anyone who truly enjoys music to the bathroom to join the other perplexed vomiteers. Idio-Hop encompasses modern songs potentially classifiable as 'Hip-Hop', but truly having a nano-scale of intelligence behind the meaning (and I am very ashamed to even describe it as such).

In short, Idio-Hop is a collection of words with a mediocre beat that completely mocks the lack of intelligence of its listeners while proving that once someone identifies something as cool, every dumbass in the club will feel the same way about it.

"Well, my favoreat hobbees are snorting ants, not wiping my ass, cleaning dirt, and jammin' out to Idio-Hop!!!"

"Yo son, 'Superman High' is my Idio-hop joint. That's my jam bruh!"

by Audible Oxygen July 27, 2009

Idiocrite

Part idiot part hypocrite.

Look at that idiocrite, smoking while preaching how cigarettes kill.

by RupTurE99 May 10, 2010

idiocrat

Idiotic administrator or public official whose only purpose seems to be creating and upholding useless and arcane beaurocracy. They have no skills other than wasting time and money.

How will the idiocrats in Washington blow my tax dollars this year?

by The Voice of Reason July 14, 2005

idioso

a forceful yet humourous word used to describe an idiot.

Man I can't believe you failed calculus once again. What an idioso.

by Mr Turtle September 3, 2005

idiocity

What Jennifer and Mel (the first two people two write a definition for this word) are afflicted with. Idiocity is what causes them to be idiotic. (Actually it's a pretty useless "word", and seems to be an overcomplicated substitute for idiocy, but whatever.)

Mel: Here is an example of 'idiocity' in which idiocity is an adjective - "Jake has a severe chance of inheriting his mother's idiocity."
Me: You idiot, that would make it a noun, for it to be an adjective, it would have to read, "Jake's mother is idiocity.", which doesn't make any sense. Man you have a severe case of idiocity.

Jennifer: Hi, I can't find the 'D' key on my keyboard, so I'll just type a 'C' anywhere there is a 'D'...
Me: I have never witnessed such idiocity.

by e.ogas May 22, 2007