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Itachi Uchiha

He is the hottest man out there ❤️
Itachi Uchiha can fuck me till i die.
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itacan

A cross between an Italian and a Mexican. Usually human in both appearance and nature, though one may, upon occasion, wonder. Itacans prefer a life of bitchery and constant whining. They are short and rather stocky. The culinary object of desire has been observed to be chalupas. Career choices involve opportunities to bitch a plenty, did I mention they bitch a lot?

A large majority of species is reported to be male.
"Hey, did you meet my new friend?"
"No, who is it?"
"His name is Dave, he's an Itacan."
by Cake and Pie December 26, 2007
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Intactivist

A person who dosen't beleve in circumcising baby boys and keeping their foreskins attached to them.
Jon is an intactivist because he thinks circumcising infants is deadly.
by Super Trouper October 28, 2003
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Ithaca

i small town in the middle of new york. Also has the most dealers in one small town ive ever seen
everything is a fuckin hour away and has a cool commons area
thats about it besides the fact that cornell university is there and they rule at hockey
ITHACA IS GORGES thats the lame ass slogan on every shirt in town
by Peter the dipset machine March 4, 2005
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Uchiha Itachi

A fictional character from the popular manga and anime, Naruto. Itachi has two things his brother will never have: a nearly unreachable level of power and good looks (I'm sorry, Sasuke fans). The prodigy is skilled in many ninjustsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu. His most well known is his Tsukyomi (one of the two main techniques that come with the Mangekyou Sharingan), which is ultimate torture in the form of either bad memories or 72 hours of a pain of Itachi's choosing.

Itachi's name means weasel. In Japanese culture, weasels are said to be a bad omen.

The Uchiha had a thirst for power, reflected by the fact that he was willing to kill his own best friend, Uchiha Shisui. It was believed for a time that Itachi had murdered the rest of his clan (with the exception of Sasuke) because he is a sadistic bastard and never cared about anyone but himself. However, before his death (which was caused by his own power lust, ironically), we find out that he had been ordered to kill his family and he had only managed to have Sasuke spared because he threatened to go public with the plan to kill the Uchihas. It was also thought that Itachi murdered everyone on his own, but he did recieve a hand from Uchiha Madara.

In Naruto Abridged (a parody of the anime), the relationship between Sasuke and his brother is turned comedic. The duck butt-haired ninja says he hates Itachi because "he took the last Klondike bar."

Itachi is among the most popular characters from Naruto, due to his strength and good looks. He appears in many fanfictions, frequently OOC. However, when he is shown as his normal stoic self in such stories, it is often because he had a troubled past, and he easily steals the spotlight of the tale.
Jashin, that last chapter of "My Weasel" was stupid! Uchiha Itachi was really OOC. xItachixFanxPersonx writes even worse than Stephanie Meyer!
by TheRoyalCourtJester(ofyaoi) March 24, 2009
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Itachi

An S-Class criminal and former member of the Akatsuki organization. He is now the lead vocalist for the newly formed demon metal band, Niberu.
Itachi's vocal range is inhuman - such wails are not of this earth.
by Drew March 9, 2005
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