IB

A program that aims directly at destroying the hearts and souls of anyone that gets accepted. Although commonly thought to be a gifted program, all it does it teaches you how to have very high levels of stress. Some benefits of this program are that is teaches you that you can do a major project in one night if you put your mind to it

IB Student: "I just did my whole IA in one night."
vs.
Normal Student: "OMG, I had to write a THREE paragraph essay last night, school is so hard."

by Anonymous IB Student September 29, 2017

IB

international baccalaureate, in britain is owning a levels. helps you to get out of the shithole that is england. insanely hard to get in to if you are not upper class and your dad owns a bentley and a small indonesian island.

chav:hey i melon farming hate it round here
IB guy:see you later dickhead

by granty April 5, 2005

IBS

An intoxicated beaver smuggler.

Hey man, do you know of an inexpensive way to get beavers across the border? Yeah bro, I know an IBS who will do it for dirt cheap.

by heyhey(hey) April 26, 2006

IB

"International Baccalaureate." An academic program that rounds up a school's most open-minded, intellectually gifted, and mentally hard students and beings breaking them and their sanity apart piece by piece.

"Hey, are you in IB?"

"Ye...yea..." *starts crying*

by avia-tor January 23, 2019

ib

"In before". Common uses include the popular ibtl, but used as a general preface on internet message boards for more clever or context-specific statements

noob69: OMG check it out gya pr0n!!!1!1
burninator: ibadmins
John_holmes: ibban
noob69: wtf!

by mattyd December 28, 2005

IBS

Incredible Book Syndrome. A condition requiring frequent and prolonged trips to the bathroom in an attempt to finish a book with minimum interruptions from friends or family members.

I wanted to finish up Assassin's Quest the other night, but my wife wanted to watch Dancing with the Stars together, so I came down with IBS.

by tycho82 November 8, 2012

IB

A quote on quote "gifted" student school where anybody can get in and you get to have fun being accused of things you didn't do by Fake Pussy-Ass Faggots who have no other purpose in life but to snitch on you and suck the principles dick when it comes to EOC (End of Course) exams.

Getting told on for cheating on a big exam in an IB school when innocent

by The Almighty Monsta December 1, 2011