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cris henderson

1) a person who mysteriously obtains large amounts of money but doesnt withdraw it. who the hell would call the bank after finding out that an extra 10k had been put in their bank account.

2)a person who lives off their front.

3) a person who creates his own dark cloud, then complains about it.

4) a good friend.

5) the person to call when you are bored off your ass, and want to go party
if you smoke weed everyday, but still manage to get straight a's like some asian.
by anonymous July 9, 2004
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Hunterdon County

A recent study showed that Hunterdon County, New Jersey is in the top three wealthiest county in the United States. People think that all of the kids in this county believe that they're black and from the ghetto which actually isn't true. Yeah, a bunch of the kids think they're all-that because they're rich and spoiled or whatever, but not everyone thinks that they are black. Some major parties go on here, also, since all of their parents think that they're all good kids. Wanna have some amazing parties? Just visit Hunterdon County for a few days.
Hunterdon County is a place where all the rich bitches live to throw some sick parties.
by XOpartyrockerOX September 5, 2011
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Henderson, Ky

A city state of its own, Henderson Kentucky is where you can look into the bed of any truck and find way too many beer cans/bottles, fishing poles, and other random shit. There is a huge high school where everyone goes, and by high school I mean adolescent day care. Everyone loves killing stuff, especially fish and deer. No one is very sophisticated; they drive big stupid diesels, or Mustangs. You have to drive at least 25 minutes to get anywhere.

On the other hand: They throw outrageous parties where gunshots ring out, cops are called, and the usual "fight or flight" ensues. Lite beer is the drink of choice, usually chased with either cheap vodka, or Jim Beam. Mudding is always a favorable activity, as well as street racing, truck pulls, or some type of ATV racing.
I got super fucked up in Henderson, Ky last weekend; we started out riding 4-wheelers, ran out of beer, got more beer, went bow-fishing, ran out of beer, got a 5th of Makers Mark, kept bow fishing, smoked about 9 bowls, went home to build a bon fire, and shot fire works off for the rest of the night...... I made it to work the next morning on time though.
by Mr. Bite July 6, 2011
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Palmela Handerson

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.
by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009
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Pummela Handerson

A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")
So you went home and scored with Pummela Handerson?
by Spit Blood April 20, 2003
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Hendersonville High School

Hendersonville High School is a high school located in the heart of Hendersonville near US-31E. This school is the absolute worst attributes of every school combined into one hyper-shithole. My biotic penis has a higher chance of winning a football game than these walking shitters. The average female body count in the August 2021 AP Poll was 30.6, about 35% above their neighbor, Station Camp High School. One half of students here have a crippling drug addiction. The principal is corrupt and politically incorrect. The teachers are actively indoctrinating their students by saying things like "Dont do drugs", and "Wait until marriage." No mentally sane figure of society thinks that modern day youth will listen to your nonsense. These bisexual ultra-submussive cum-sluts are having so much passionate sex that they cant even keep their pants dry in class.
Kid A: Why are there so many whores at Hendersonville High School?
Kid B: They built different.
by Definitions With Class September 1, 2021
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Hendersonville High School

A high school located in middle Tennessee that is better than any other high school in the surrounding area. Called HHS for short.
Hendersonville High School is so much better than Beech High School. #bucfeech
by lj.jointheclub July 31, 2018
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