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hume fogg

a high school in Nashville tn where people are either juuling in the bathroom or being christian. nobody really does their work but complains about their grades and if u know the right people there are a lot of hard drugs involved in the high school experience.
"So where do you go to school?"
"Hume Fogg"
"Oh lit. Wait, do you know what lit means?"
by gangshit42069 January 4, 2019
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hume fogg

A deviant sexual practice between 2-4 men, a gerbil, and a humidifier. The gerbil is made wet by the humidifier and inserted into each gentleman in sequence.
The cops broke up four guys hume fogging each other in the park last night.
by Gaetan October 16, 2008
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hume lake

located in the seqouia/kings canyon national forest(s) of eastern central california is a town called hume, only existent because of hume lake christian camps, the largest Christian camp in the nation, also a non-profit organization. during the months of summer there are up to 2-3000 campers alone each week, not to mention the summer staff and year-round full-time staff.

very, very beautiful place. very isolated also; the nearest city is fresno and it's 70 miles away. there is limited internet connectivity, no cell phone service, and plenty of outdoor activities. perfect place for a solitary or wholesome vacation. it also seems that since it is a private, small comunity is is somehow above the law... no seatbelts, no licenses, sometimes outrageous work hours/pay.

ALSO big big land of abbreviations, for exapmle:

DTR = "define the relationship," a common concept in Christian culture i suppose
SS = "support services," one of the staff departments
pondy = "ponderosa," main camp
HAG = "high adventure guide," another staff department
meadow = "meadow ranch," a junior high camp
g-store = "general store," pretty much the only place to get as much of everything as you can for triple the usual price
person 1: omg... look at all these kids... WHY ARE THERE SO MANY? WHAT are they doing? is that kid jumping onto that giant blob to launch the kid on the end into the water?!

person 2: oh, yes. this is hume lake, duh! what did you expect? it's called "the blob," get used to it.
by kaylashalayla January 18, 2009
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Humber water

Particularly severe case of explosive diarrhea caused by the consumption of suspect foodstuffs. In reference to the particularly murky river Humber that flows through Kingston-upon-Hull, UK
"Can't make it tonight mate, the Humber water is lapping at the tidal barrier"
by Ken McCall February 21, 2009
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Hooky Hamser

1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.

2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)
Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.
by Kevmon May 12, 2007
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hamsey

A large human being that has a massive head with gigantic ear lobes, wears basketball shorts and flip flops all year long, a human who sweats often and needs food in his belly at all times.

Also descrided as "HAMMER" OR "HAMMER HEAD"
"Wow that guys so hamsey"
"HAMMER"
"FAT FUCK"
"I FEEL LIKE HAMSEY ON A SUMMER DAY"
"HAMS"
by jeffery balls November 8, 2007
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Humber Claw

The Humber Claw is used to Investigate the female organ. Also referred to as a Speculum.
Molded from the two fingers of the great Mr. Humber the Humber Claw is broad half tube which is bent at about a 90 degree angle, with the channel of the tube on the exterior side of the angle. One end of the tube has a roughly spherical metal weight surrounding the channel of the speculum. A weighted speculum is placed in the vagina during vaginal surgery with the patient in the lithotomy position. The weight holds the speculum in place and frees the surgeon's hands for other task
n:They jaws of life isn't gonna work on this one, get the Humber Claws!

v: The Humber Claw was on of the many toys in susies party shoe box.
by Stache man May 6, 2009
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