rump humper

A homosexual, someone who humps ones rump.

I always knew he was a rump humper.

by yesh,, March 18, 2008

Humperdinck

a personality disorder in which the person with the disorder displays grandiose behavior, fake smiles, uncontrollable anger and an aversion to percussive sounds in a consistent tempo and instruments in pitch. Usually the afflicted are also tone deaf, drink heavily and cannot tolerate anyone with a backbone. For some unknown reason women over the age of 65 are vey attracted to the afflicted. No cure has been found to date.

1. Arnie is a Humperdinck
2. George has humperdincked all over the place.

by Davey Bryson May 2, 2011

Humpdump

The act of defecating after a person has engaged in anal sex and been the 'receiver'.

i.e. He did me in the ass so I took a humpdump on him.

Humpdump in your mouth yo!

by Jake Sklar November 28, 2004

Hipster Humper

a girl who is attracted only to hipsters

She likes the guy with the camera and glasses even though he has 20/20 vision. She's such a Hipster Humper.

by t_elliot March 18, 2011

Humpadelic

Whether he or she is humpable!

OHHH MYYYYY GAWDDDD RHIANNONNNN.... that dude over there is soooo HUMPADELIC!

by FUCK YOU BITCH MWHAHAHHAHA April 21, 2006

bible humper

someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood

Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god

by definemyass September 30, 2005

Humper of the Trees

He is an amazing treebee and has magical sex powers.Wizard from the middle east has been sighted "speaking" with willy wonka.

The Humper of the trees is dominant.

by mr.spidyville April 28, 2008