The absolute worst fantasy football team on earth. The manager of this team should only be allowed to compete in Fantasy Women's Volleyball leagues from now. The manager eats bags of dicks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Bieber Fever: I'll give you Kyle Orton and Danny Woodhead for one of your runningbacks.
Yoshi's Hot Tub: Nah, I'll give you someone off my bench for Peyton Hillis and Aaron Rodgers.
Bieber Fever: Eat a bag of dicks
Yoshi's Hot Tub: Nah, I'll give you someone off my bench for Peyton Hillis and Aaron Rodgers.
Bieber Fever: Eat a bag of dicks
by Biever Fever December 14, 2010
by Btrainzen October 18, 2014
A stupid new trend in 2021 where girls on Twitch will stream themselves in a hot tub looking like a complete slut. Such streams will usually gain lots of views with loads of men simping down in the chat. While some may argue that this is beneficial towards "normalizing" (sic) and empowering women's bodies, in reality, it is doing the opposite. The only result of these streams is more men being turned on and thus further adding to the objectification of women. In reality, these girl streamers are only doing it for the money, which I don't know about you but that's just shallow.
There are plenty of better ways to empower the female body than to wear a bikini in a hot tub. For example: exercising streams, dancing streams, yoga streams, clothing haul streams, even relaxing bubble bath streams, need I go on?
There are plenty of better ways to empower the female body than to wear a bikini in a hot tub. For example: exercising streams, dancing streams, yoga streams, clothing haul streams, even relaxing bubble bath streams, need I go on?
me: *hovers cursor over random twitch streamer*
Twitch stream title: "🍑💦HOT TUB STREAM IN 4K, COME WATCH ME 😘🍑💦"
me: *cringe*
Twitch stream title: "🍑💦HOT TUB STREAM IN 4K, COME WATCH ME 😘🍑💦"
me: *cringe*
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 29, 2021
This is when a man gets in a bathtub with a woman, where both take a shit (diarrhea preferred) in the tub. They proceed to have sexual intercourse in the water amongst the low viscus excretion. After the dead is done, both take turns sipping the bath water with a straw.
"Hey bro, did you see the game last night?"
"No. I was too busy giving this kind young lady a Missouri Hot Tub."
"Wow, you are so cool. I want to do that too and spread this phrase to all my friends n family."
"No. I was too busy giving this kind young lady a Missouri Hot Tub."
"Wow, you are so cool. I want to do that too and spread this phrase to all my friends n family."
by Fuck Yourself November 14, 2014
A novelty shot, typically served to an unsuspecting victim as either a gag or as punishment for turning 21. To make the shot, one first fills a rocks glass with house vodka, and then proceeds to suck up a small amount of milk with a straw, lowers the end of the straw into the bottom of the glass, and slowly releases the milk while pulling the straw up and out, with the end result resembling semen being suspended in the water of the hot tub, thus you have the sex in a hot tub.
Bro 1: Happy Birthday bro, I bought you a shot!
Bro 2: Thanks bro, what is it?
Bro 1: Its a sex in a hot tub, now shut up and drink it!
Bro 2: (gulp)
Bro 1: That's what you get for turning 21!
Bro 2: Thanks bro, what is it?
Bro 1: Its a sex in a hot tub, now shut up and drink it!
Bro 2: (gulp)
Bro 1: That's what you get for turning 21!
by mason-dixon-line August 16, 2011
The guy in the hot tub that can't quite commit to sitting all the way down in the water so they just kind of wade in, and stand there resembling a meerkat.
I was on my way to the hot tub at the gym when I spotted the Hot Tub Meerkat and decided thats too fucking weird, i'll just hit the steam room.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
When a women gets into a hot tub and the man joins and they have sex. You mostly do it without condoms.After the sex you lick the penis and vagina. It is like normal sex where you will have a child in a couple of months.
Selena Gomez:'' Let's go do hot tub sex instead of normal sex."
Stephen Curry: OK, just let me set the temperature so it will be hot so our baby will be hot like me. And also I get to lick your vagina before you lick my penis."
Stephen Curry: OK, just let me set the temperature so it will be hot so our baby will be hot like me. And also I get to lick your vagina before you lick my penis."
by SelenaandStephen January 8, 2011