horizontally expanded

The politically correct way of calling someone fat.

Jon is horizontally expanded.

by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018

horizontal rooster

Having sex early in the morning.

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.

by Mich1 January 4, 2014

horizontal mambo

a word for intercouse/s3x lol

``me and bella had a amazing horizontal mambo lastnight!!``
``really? didnt think u got bitches``

by gahmama March 12, 2023

horizontal fandango

Sex

"Yeah, we did the horizontal fandango last night." - Zach Braff on fucking Sarah Chalke

by FANGORIAN VAGBEAST May 22, 2009

Horizontally tall

Aka fat

I'm not fat, just horizontally tall!

by be_right_back July 10, 2018

Horizontal Stripe

1 Someone who is a heterosexual, typically a person who is wearing horizontal stripes

2 A stripe, horizontally drawn

Also see "vertical stripe"

That guy is clearly a horizontal stripe

by Sofa Worshippers March 14, 2010

horizontal hurricane

When your on top of a girl engaging in the 69 position. Instead of blowing a load you blow ass.

Stacy pissed me off last night so I gave her a horizontal hurricane and blew ass instead of a load.

by Horizontal Hurricane March 13, 2018